You Know That Feeling In A Relationship When You Skip First Base Altogether?

Reblogging so I can find this later

All rise for the asexual national anthem:

This is a disappointment, but yet again this is most queer people’s lives so I’m not that upset but I’m upset

Have you ever wondered whether or not you’d be canonically queer if your life was a story? Look no further. This quiz will tell you your canon queer status. 

Guys, I think I came up with a new term (unless of course it’s already been invented):

Zombie Name:

When you continue to use your deadname because you haven’t decided on a new one yet. You also never correct anyone who uses it while referring to you, because there’s no correction to give.

I always heard it as fortissimoissimo, because an -issimo is added every time there’s another letter added

A music pet peeve of mine: when people say “double forte” instead of fortissimo. Like. There’s already a word. A wholeass word. USE IT.

You know that feeling when you were going to see Shang-Chi eventually with your sister but then she tells you she doesn’t want to see it, so now you have no one to see it with?

………………….Just me?

So far this week I’ve had an hour and 20 minute phone conversation with one of my friends and an almost 40 minute in person conversation with another. The last one made me like an hour late getting home from school today. I mean, sure, they were decent conversations about dumb stuff, as one does. But if this is what having a social life is like, I want no part in it.

Update: we may have kissed multiple times tonight and my boyfriend may have gotten mad at me about it because he knows that I like(d) her and then she found out that I like(d) her and now we’re not on speaking terms, even though I just realized this week that my “crush” on her was just extremely strong aesthetic attraction and nothing more…..

I think this is my thirteenth reason guys…..

I am not okay

My female friend (whom I also have a teensy tiny crush on) randomly asked me what my favourite colour was………

I’m just gonna say, if she makes one of those “I’d sell my own bones for [sapphire] stones cause [blue] is your favourite colour” edits I may just cry

A music pet peeve of mine: when people say “double forte” instead of fortissimo. Like. There’s already a word. A wholeass word. USE IT.

OKAY I WAS JUST DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AND THEN I STEPPED ON ALL OF MY TOES AND IT HURT SO BAD AAAAAAAAAAA

My sister is drinking Monster out of a spray bottle…………..

Should I be worried?