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canon/fanon batfam meets Mom Danny! Damian.

A villain attack throws the batfam in through a portal to another dimension. they go seeking out there alternatives to find a way back home. 

One of the specific things that they needs to bring them home is to have all of Their dimensions alternates in the same place. they have to go searching for Danny/Damian. What they find is not what they expected.

Damian/Danny was put up for adoption at a very young age and was later adopted at the age of three by fentons. he was with them until he was 16 and had to cover up the aftermath of one of Vlad's plots(deaged dan and Dani) that caused him to run away.

Shadowed Hearts/Winter Souls (Chapter Twenty)

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Natalia cried the day James came to fetch Samuel and Ronin. Wanda didn’t cry, she didn’t tear up at all. The girl simply put together food for the packs– freshly baked bread and a mix of nuts, dried fruit, carefully wrapped pieces of dark chocolate, salted meat cut into strips– and helped Pietro roll up extra blankets to tie to the horse’s back for added protection against the winter winds. Wanda spent a few days patching up Ronin’s warmest shirt and she added to the lining of Samuel’s coat as well. Pietro sat at her feet and cut squares of thick cloth to add to the heels and toes of socks, and even though he stabbed his finger at least six different times, the boy still tried to help mending cuffs and reinforcing hems. Samuel walked Pietro through the house to point out for the hundredth time where all the weapons were hidden, all the secret doors. They walked the tunnel that led out beneath the falconers lodge until Pietro had the steps memorized, and then Samuel pulled his favorite pistol from his holster and gave it to Pietro, admonishing, “It’s up to you, son. Tony’s here too, but I’m counting on you to protect Talia and your sister, do you understand? You want to be a soldier, it starts with protecting your family.” “I understand.” Pietro said solemnly, and on the other side of the kitchen, Wanda hid her face in Ronin’s shoulder, mumbling things the archer couldn’t hear but understood all the same–words weren’t needed when the girl was shaking in his arms, shivering even though they stood close to the fire. But despite having to say goodbye to the men that had acted as Da to both twins for so many years, despite knowing that this very well might be the very last time they ever saw each other, neither Wanda nor Pietro cried. Natalia cried though, wrapped in her robe and her shawl and standing in the kitchen window, staring out across the yard, her eyes wide and face pale and lips startlingly red behind the tears that dripped down to her chin and onto her dress.

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Stetsons and Schoolteachers (Two)

Welcome back! Some snarky times in this chapter. I love it. 

I tried to tag everyone who requested, remember if I am nice enough to tag you, be nice enough to drop a like and reblog, and a comment if you loved it. Remember, feed back feeds my writers soul! More feedback means faster chapters!

SAS MASTERLIST HERE

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“Mr. Carbonell, I heard you punched the Mayor!”

“Miss Williams, I can assure you that I did not in any way come close to punching the Mayor.” Tony didn’t turn from the blackboard. “Not only is Mayor Thompson a leader in our community and a well respected Alpha, but even if he did deserve to be punched, violence is not the answer to disagreements, so I wouldn’t have hit him.”

“He’s lying.” A very confident Riri whispered to Mary-Anne. “Your brother told me that Mr. Carbonell put Mayor Thompson on his as–”

“I’m fairly positive you won’t be finishing that sentence, will you Miss Williams?” Tony called over his shoulder, and the girl made a zipping motion over her lips. “And I’m also sure that Harley isn’t spreading falsehoods about me containing profanity, are you Mr. Keener?”

He whipped around and sent Harley a look. “Hm?”

“Uh, no sir, Mr. Carbonell.” Harley mumbled. “Jus’ repeatin’ what I heard is all.”

“You were only repeating what you heard.” Tony corrected. “And what you heard is incorrect. In no way, shape or form, did I lay Mayor Thompson out on his fully deserving, overly arrogant, Alpha ass.”

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Shadowed Hearts/Winter Souls (Chapter Eighteen)

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Mikhail Dyuzhenkov had been raised a spoiled, bratty child and had grown into a surly, entitled man, dissatisfied with his lot in life though his family was high ranking nobility, churlish and stubborn for no reason other than to inconvenience others, concerned only about himself and his interests and the weight of his riches. But when it was announced that the Lady Natalia Romanova had entered his ballroom, Mikhail swallowed uncomfortably and retreated a few steps from the balcony railing so he wasn’t immediately visible from below, absentmindedly scratching at the scar that dissected his right palm from base of thumb to bottom of pinky. The scar was courtesy of the same Lady Natalia Romanova, who was the one and only thing Mikhail had never managed to acquire in his life. The volatile redhead hadn’t been impressed with Mikhail’s carefully practiced charm, and neither had she been swayed when Mikhail promised to use his station and influence to delay Ivan Romanov’s execution if only Natalia would join him for a more private encounter. For the effort of his charm, Mikhail had received a pointed but polite no thank you, and for the promise of his influence to secure a stay of execution, Mikhail had found himself bleeding, sliced just deep enough to leave a scar, not so deep as to tear the nerves and impede the use of his hand. Natalia had flipped the top of her ornate ring open to reveal a sharp spike and had cut it across Mikhail’s palm without even blinking, her full lips pulled into a smile that was nearly a sneer as she replied, “The way beneath my skirts is not found by promising to delay my Da’s execution, my Lord. Quite the opposite, in fact. You’d have better luck if you promised to kill the bastard faster.”

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Charlotte: Mr. Collins and I are engaged.

Lizzie: Engaged?!

Charlotte:

Charlotte: Mr. Collins And I Are Engaged.

Rhodey and Tony watch Pixar movies together on Thursday nights and cry during the sad parts while Pepper rolls her eyes and hands them both tissues.

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So my “Which Popular Zukka FanFic Trope Are You?” quiz has over a thousand results and one of the questions was “what is your favorite Zukka fic?” and I have gone through all of the answers and made a rec list of the ones people mentioned the most (also keep in mind that many people wrote “all of them!” as their answer) 

so here is the ~ official quiz results rec list ~ 

Most Mentioned

Blue by @hollypunkers

by and far this was was accompanied by some variation of “I cry about this fic every day” and “BLUEEEEEEE”

feels like we only go backwards by @oldpotatoe

I know I’m in deep cause many answers simply said flwogb and I knew exactly what it meant 

(do you take this jerk to be) your one and only by jatersade 

Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dumbasses by crosspin aka @engagedzukka

many answers were simply “DDD” and “the food network one!” and “everything crosspin writes!” 

Mass Times Acceleration by Haicrescendo aka @sword-and-stars

side note that many answers were also “everything Haicrescendo has ever written” and also Quarantine and Chill was also mentioned quite a bit as well 

unconditionally and irrevocably by haley625 aka @sokkadyke

a couple answers were also “the twilight one that made me cry” 

breakable heaven also by haley625

That Midnight Sky by zukkababey also @zukkababey

would like to add that i could (never) give you peace by zukkababey makes me absolutely WEEP every time I read it so ya’ll better read this one too 

Unchained Melody by AvocadoLove

The Road Between Action and Inaction by Donvex 

many people wrote in that their favorites were both Mass Times Acceleration and The Road Between Action and Inaction, which I think means we need more road trip fics? 

Spirits Help Us, There’s Two of Them by hopepunk 

this is legit one of the funniest things I’ve ever read in my entire life - the “Omashu style!” line and “it’s meat sword night!” get me every time

The Art of Burning by hella1975 

the firebender’s guide to living life after destiny by chuffystilton 

the Carry On For You series also by haicrescendo 

many simply wrote in “the Pokemon au!!” 

it’s the illusion of separation by argentoswan 

please come back, illusion of separation, please… i miss you so much… 

Above the Dragon by grassdust 

shoutout to the person who wrote “the one where Zuko is a camboy gives me life” 

Honorable Mentions, or ones that were still mentioned quite a bit/ones where people wrote out thoughtful paragraphs as to why they were their favorite 

many many many answers were “everything dickpuncher420 has ever written” 

I’ve Built By Life Around You by Pippinpaddleopsicopolis (Barnable)

In the Soft Light by CHSfic and VSfic

this love burns so yellow (becoming orange and in its time, exploding) by meliebee

honestly i see this fic as canon instead of the comics tbh - I love it so much

invisible string by taotu

slo-fi hip hop radio - (heart) beats to listen/fall for by aiyah 

Ozymandias, King of Kings by Think_of_a_Wonderful_Thought 

what did you bury before those hands pulled me from the earth (what were you digging) by Draco_sollicitus 

it’s a take on hades/persephone and I thought about it every day for a solid week after reading it and I still reread it regularly because it is SO good 

absence of heat, excess of destiny by theycallmesuperboy 

Teeth, also by this author, is also amazing 

by the stars above, i knew we were in love also by theycallmesuperboy

I love this one so much that one of the answers for this one was a full description because they couldn’t remember the title but I knew exactly which fic they were talking about 

hollow hearts and hateful souls by SarsparillaSparrow (Bundibird)

The Shame Basement series by All_About_That_Ace 

someone wrote a really beautiful paragraph about how much this series means to them which I thought was really lovely 

Guidance by jovialJuggernaut

this is me trying also by argentoswan 

many of my favorites made it to this list (and I’ve recommended a bunch of my faves in the original quiz) but I also want to include ‘Til the Gravity’s Too Much by crosspin because it’s honestly one of the most romantic things I’ve ever read and I think it is so so beautiful 

Marzipan Boy part 1

Tim shot a quick message to Tam, letting her know that he would be busy for a while, and then he shoved his headphones on and pushed the button to darken the windows of his office.

Tam thought he was taking a nap, and encouraged his daily hour of “dark time”.

Tim was NOT taking a nap, he was watching the love of his life play video games (sue him, he might doze off once or twice during the stream, but it wasn’t on purpose.)

“Good afternoon, gamers. It’s NightenGames here, and I have not had enough coffee.”

Chuckling at the semi-regular intro, Tim took a sip of his dark roast and settled back into his desk chair.

“Today we’re playing Elder Ring- My friend PharaohTuck finally finished setting up my mods.”

Tim wasn’t entirely sure what exactly the mods NightenGames used did, but apparently they were necessary for him to play. The Yeddit threads were full of speculation- from control mods meant for metahumans/aliens, to cheats to make the games easier.

Very few fans believed that one- Nighten died too many times to be cheating with his mods.

“Ooooh, what a fancy character creator! Alright, folks- who should we mock this time? I’m seeing a lot of votes for Lex Luthor in the chat, a few for Bruce Wayne- which, let me remind you, I’ve already done both Wayne and Luthor in the last month, so they’re out.”

This was why Tim had originally followed NightenGames- the streamer would pick a rich person and then pretend to be them for the entire stream, as if they were playing the game. Yeddit had checked- most of the quotes Nighten used were straight from public videos of the target.

“Tim Drake, huh? CEO of Wayne Industries? Isn’t he, like, the same age as me? I dunno, guys- like, nepo baby for suresies, but…”

Tim startled at the sound of his own name, and swooned a little at the way it rang out in Nighten’s rich baritone.

“You’re right, BarleyWater32, I have not picked on Tim Drake yet. In my defense… I have no defense. He’s hot and I’d smash. Don’t want to spoil my minuscule chances, right? Right. Anyways. Oh! Oliver Queen, I can do him. Well, not DO him, but- make me shut up.”

Blinking at his computer, Tim couldn’t help but flush at the knowledge that his internet crush thought he was “hot and would smash”.

Tim would smash too, honestly. He’d done his research. Daniel ‘Danny’ Nightengale was VERY attractive behind the virtual avatars he used.

“Let me pull up Ollie-boy’s avatar- ah ha! Can’t miss that mustache anywhere.”

The avatar finally popped up in the video- Nighten didn’t usually have one up until the chat had chosen a victim, even if he did have a standard avatar for after he was done gaming.

If he had to pick, Tim liked the avatar for Queen the best. He wore a silly pair of green sunglasses, and his matching green mustache twirled far beyond his face- the real Oliver would never, but the mockery was funny.

“Ahem. Yes. Hello. My name is Ollie Queen and I’m richer than anyone else in this city. Let’s get this bread!”

Elder Ring went well- through some chance Nighten picked an archery build for his run through, which Tim thought was quite ironic- and the stream went on for a whole hour before Nighten switched to his standard avatar.

“Okay, folks, I’m going to shut down now- and Tim Drake? If you’re watching? DM me.”

Nighten chuckled a little, like he’d made an impossible request, but Tim was vibrating in his seat, reaching for his phone to DM the streamer.

The video ended abruptly, and Tim’s autotimer on the darkened windows ran out.

Tam was standing expectantly outside of the door, smiling serenely in- but her arms were full of folders that she undoubtedly need signatures on.

With a sigh, Tim took off his headphones, dropped his cell on his desk, and waved her in. Work waited for no man.

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“Danny, are you sure you don’t want me to make you an avatar for one Tim Drake?”

“Positive, Tuck.”

Tucker pouted and draped himself over the back of the couch, leaning his head into Danny’s space as he worked on his essay.

“It would give you an excuse to watch videos of your cruuuuush!”

Danny felt his face go hot, and he shoved Tucker’s face away from his ear.

“Get off, man. I have to finish this paper before midnight.”

His friend stood straight, presumably looking at the clock on the oven.

“Oof, bro.”

10:30PM wasn’t a great time to be writing an essay. Danny knew he should have done it earlier, but, well. He had to film and edit a video for his second channel. UTube wasn’t earning him money yet, but hopefully soon?

Who was he kidding? He would probably have to go back to Vlad for money soon, and he hated the thought of it.

It was hard enough to live in this ramshackle Gotham apartment with both Tucker and Sam, keep up with UTube and streaming, and get through school, without having to cater to Vlad’s whims on top of it.

Sam had only promised to help with his portion of rent for two years, and he was almost hitting that deadline. He hated taking advantage of her guilt for getting him killed in the first place, but she had insisted, even if she couldn’t sustain it for their whole college career.

Danny groaned and turned his attention back to his paper.

11:15 rolled around, and Danny finished checking his paper for mistakes before sending it in. He shut his laptop, planning to brush his teeth before crashing out on the couch.

Tucker had already gone to bed, and Sam was out on an internship trip for the week, so he didn’t have to worry too much about being disturbed after he fell asleep.

His phone chimed with a donation notification and he lazily opened the message.

Tucker came running out of his and Sam’s bedroom, wrapped in a bathrobe and wielding a Creep Stick at Danny’s resulting screech.

“TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS? FROM TIMOTHY DRAKE-WAYNE?”

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

Archive.org is facing a lawsuit

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tldr: the Internet Archive/WayBack Machine is super important in term of archived content, billions of stuff are on there, and with the current event happening in the world like stated above,without this tool, it will be hard to properly document what took place. It will be easy for certain people to rewrite history. Dont let them.

DONATE HERE (post dont get much exposure with working links sorry)

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