Do You Remember That One Time When We Were Off The Shoulder Of Orion And We Set All Those Attack Ships

if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is

“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”

I'm old enough that I'm a Tom Swift, Hardy Boys and Robert Heinlein kid.

You were either a Magic Treehouse kid, a Goosebumps kid, an Animorphs kid, or a Babysitters Club kid.

Having worked food service for a lot of years, I was on tenterhooks the entire time...

Cameriere al top!!

There were two main bonobos used in the tests. This is Ham, who was well known for being very chill and easy to work with. The other, who did a good job but was a nightmare for his handlers was Enos. Or, as they called him "Enos the penis".

We need a Pokémon/Star Wars crossover. I'm just not sure which side most of them would be on.

i'm bored someone start an argument

As someone who teaches human reproduction every year, I can't imagine teaching this shit instead. Abstinence-based sex ed is not sex ed. It is exactly the opposite.

I'm forecasting a bumper baby crop in FL

https://youtu.be/6sM8pDH-HMc

there are actual people out there who want to genetically modify carnivores so they no longer eat other animals

im going to fly away from this planet goodbye

Yep, that is talent. And a lot of practice.

This high school drumline’s incredible performance included only drumstick

The moon landing also got to him. He teared up as he watched Apollo 11 safely touch down on the Moon.

And the rest of the story! Broadcasting School at ASU is named after him. The "Huntley Brinkley Report" was another no hold bar News Reporting. Fact put out there you decided what they meant. But that was when we could think for ourselves! We still can, but have gotten to lazy to do it. Just like everything else

Awfully vague. As pets, primarily dogs and cats. As food, many fish and some birds. For humor, amphibians on top.