I Think Shes Actually Allergic To Strawberries Tho

dont play music you like in front of you parents i guess?

so ive been hospitalized twice and every time i listen to music that isn't happy go lucky my parents freak out so this morning i was listening to Relapse by Cheap Perfume (GO LISTEN TO IT ITS AMAZING) and she was being all "are you ok? do you need anything?" ik its great i have supportive parents but im just really tired of it

bb noooo

"i look rlly ugly rn icel"

no u dont ily ur so pretty all the timeeeee

literally shes so pretty

shes basically the sun and the moon and the stars. she shines so brightly i cant even look at her (or i'll go red)

want to just step outside and smash a bottle on my head

im in a new class but everyone in it has already been in the class for a term, and i'm joining in the second term bc of weird scheduling shit. theres this one girl thats being really sarcastic and im freaking out bc everyone thinks that shes just so funny but everytime she makes a "joke" i feel like i'm going to die. to top it off i thought i was going to have a great teacher but instead i have a fatphobic teacher who doesn't give a shit if people are blatantly spreading misinformation and bullying people. god i hate school. not to mention, this is a science class, and i have a lot of bad past experiences ( i would say ptsd but its not one of my diagnoses so i'll just call it Post Traumatic Stress, no disorder[yet]) in science classes and so being in science courses always freaks me out. everyone is being so fucking loud and they all know each other and i don't know them. i dont understand why people think its ok to literally yell in the middle of class. i feel like im gonna throw up.

i mean yeah

wish i could relate

I love life

too real

Oh no I'm not into her I just spend every free moment fantasizing about her lips on mine

i legitimately think she would like this

walking around holding her hand as she rants about how the plaques are too dumbed down and inaccurate, laughing at me for being amazed at a fish shes seen up close millions of times and me splashing water on her at the touch tank after she makes a rude joke about the kid in front of us and then sitting down next to the sharks and having a little snack while we look up at the sharks and having her explain to me the different evolutionary advantages of a certain shark's stripes or dots that are barely visible to the human eye

not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?

this is how i feel about "girl". ik its just a word ppl use like dude and bro and stuff i just really dont like it in relation to me. yeah you can say "girl is gender neutral" but it isn't to me. call other people girl, idgaf! but dont call me girl.

imagine if someone just like started addressing you as Dipshit, like youre just talking about your day & they say "no way Dipshit, that's crazy." and then maybe you say to them that you would prefer not to be addressed as Dipshit & their response is "well in my major metropolitan area 'Dipshit' is not considered an insult. im not saying i think youre stupid when i call you Dipshit, i call my mom dipshit all the time" so you say Thats cool but please dont call Me that. and then they just repeat that it's something they say daily, they call all of their best friends & lovers dipshits & are called dipshit in return. "my grandma calls me dipshit at the dinner table, it doesnt mean anything." so you say Yes i understand that your friends & grandma arent bothered by being called Dipshit but *i* am, & i would prefer if you didnt address me as that. and they say "it's literally not possible for me to stop calling you dipshit, and it's not reasonable for you to ask me to, dipshit." anyway this post is about nothing in particular

god i just want to kiss her so bad

i want her to kiss me on the way out of our shared apartment in berkley before she grabs her coffee and keys and walks out the door to her job at the uc berkeley oceanography institute. then at her lunch break, she texts me a photo of the lunch i packed her and a selfie of her doing kissy lips and saying "thank you for the lunch, my love" and i'll send her a selfie back and say "of course! love you! can't wait for our date tonight, you booked the dog sitter, right?" and she'll say "oh shit i forgot" and i'll say "babe im just kidding, the downstairs neighbors said they'd watch luna, remember?" and she'd send back the sighing emoji and then say "i gotta run, see you tonight!" with a red heart emoji

they are amazing, i love seeing cis white men having good, non- incel opinions on the internet

Jake and Logan Paul are the Wario and Waluigi versions of the Da Vinki twins.