Kill Yourselves

"i really don't get it. i busted my ass for two years so i would be so overqualified i would be a shoe-in and they just, didn't even consider me? like didnt even fucking call my references?"

my bb nooo i love you you're overqualified they're transphobic assholes

bruh

yes but actually shes a bi dog girl

this is factual she has told me

I don't want to be calm.

I wanna be a feral, trans, lesbian cat girl who is incredibly clingy to her girlfriends, get horny and the slightest sight of booty or booby, and yaps about Star Wars all day. :(

i literally did this with her but instead i was sitting on a couch and she was kneeling on the floor

i could not think at all but i managed to do her makeup a little bit

at the end when i was doing her lips i got to hold her chin and pull it up so that i could see her lips and im sure my face was as red as a stop sign

Can I sit on your lap and do your makeup? I'm not very good at it... but I'd like to try.

weak ankles gang?

i twisted my ankle on monday and now i cant wear my favorite boots bc they're heels (about 4 inches) and now i have to wear my moms bluntstones instead.

first rugby tournament completed!

i played for like 4 minutes and it was cold and miserable but i did it!

the ice bucket challenge

so fucking tired of scrolling through my feed and seeing all these awful people doing the usc mind challenge

specifically my parents

I am surrounded by lesbians

set him on fire

Hey guys I have a joke for you!