Insert Something Funny

Me, looking at my favourite blorbo from my show: Aw, they’re so cute!! I’m going to write a fic about them being happy!

Also me: I can’t fucking wait to torture you in my fics so much.

>:)

GUYS HELP!!

I WAS EATING STUFF AND FOUND THIS EYE. I ATE IT AND THIS RED STUFF STARTED POURING OUT FROM INSIDE THE EYE!!! i’m scared. please help

Me: Aw hell yeah! Renata Sorrah, the Brazilian actress has come out as biseuxal at age 76!!

My friends:

WAIT IT WAS 2017!??! HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT KNOW????? I WATCH SO MUCH AMERISCAM TV!!!

I’m gonna be honest for a minute here guys, I didn’t know that the dorito cheeto was President until like, 2019. I shit you not, I thought he was running in 2018, no, I’m not joking! I told my mum one night “Trump shouldn’t be presodent, he’s too dumb.” and my mum just kept knitting and said; “OK sweetie.” LIKE I KNEW HE WAS ALREADY PRESIDENT.

I KEEP HEARING FOOTSTEPS EVERY COUPLE OF MINUTES AND I’M GETTING SCARED. IT’S LATE WHERE I AM AND I AM SITTING ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE IT’S CLOSER TO THE WIFI ROUTER. FUCKING HELP

DOCTOR WHO | 2.03: THE WELL + TEXT POSTS

This is actually really cool! I have an Ace/Aro (Maybe?) person to look up to!

friendly reminder that jughead jones is canonically aro/ace 

happy pride month, everyone :) 

HARD SMASH

*Watches the Miraculous Re-Verse special*

Gabriel:

*sighs*

*Posts poll*

In honour of Muppets vision 3D/the Muppets area closing, here are some pics from my trip there yesterday. (I was in the waiting room looking at muppet Jim when I found out the news).

Sora after seeing Nina Tucker in fullmetal alchemist: