Latest Posts by garrytheskeleton - Page 3

literally just chainmail

End me now.

I hope people who eat bananas with the skin on have a moist day :^3

I hope black girls with depression have a good day today.

I live by this except the bazinga. Also i still haven't blown up an oil rig yet. Cant die without doing that.

Reasons to live:

spite

There are cats!!!!!

will wood sounds really groovy

You can say 'bazinga' to people

Kendrick and Drake the Love Story (High school and omegaverse au)

Drake: Kendi w-we can’t. Drake: We’re supposed t-to to be opps *Drake whimpers a tear falling out of his eyes* *Kendrick wipes away his tear like the alpha he is* Kendrick: Drake pookie, we don’t need their validation. All we need is our love Kendrick: You are my omega my perfect omega. *Kendrick says kissing Drake’s head* *Drake pushes him away* Drake: S-stop! You keep calling me an omega! Is that all I am to you?! *drakes cries out* *kendrick was too stunned to speak* *Drake storms out of Kendrick’s house crying*

Jolly Blücher.

This may SEEM low effort, but I had to fill in the wall in the back.

Jolly bomber.

hey raul. you got a little somethinng. on yuor face

a quick distraction a mechanic attraction got a penny in your pocket for the slot

I don't know what these are but here ya go

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

This.. this is just the beginning. If'th thou ventures into that accursed land... Thee mayst never cometh back

I got the infamous tiktok. you probably could have guessed this, but my user is @cheese_eater62. (hopefully that doesn’t tag anyone) Ok bye

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I got the infamous tiktok. you probably could have guessed this, but my user is @cheese_eater62. (hopefully that doesn’t tag anyone) Ok bye

.....

eyestrain cw

imagine if you will.. two women wanted to kill eachother

always remember ^^

if you sneeze alone you can totally bless yourself don’t worry

Jolly Zapper

Santa's stopped messing around.

well this is the wrong regiment but i cannot be bothered to get the correct british sapper screenshotted atm

I CANT BELIEVE THAT I FORGOT TO POST THIS BUT HERES A THUMBNAIL I MADE 4 REGRETEVATOR

I eat the chess piece.

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#relateable Average tuesday

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

They're gonna getcha

sprite foam

I hate that you find Benny at the Fort tied up and all but he is still wearing his full suit and everything even though he was caught in Legion disguise, which I can understand from gameplay point of view but lore wise its funny because either

He asked them to change back in his suit that he had close by for some reason to achieve the more familiar and dramatic effect and they Let Him

They took their uniform back and realized they can’t let him stand there in his underwear and stuff so they dressed him back in his suit 

good morning kings!!! Lets, PUSH this boulder!

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

NICE

The moment FNV's Caesar fully clicked for me was when I heard him pronounce "et cetera" as "et ketera".

Think about it for a second. This is a post-apocalyptic future where most knowledge of ancient civilizations has faded into obscurity. It's not gone, thanks to the efforts of the Followers and other factions, but even if you're a Follower you have to really go and look for it.

Now, our boy Edward here didn't just learn the broad strokes of Roman history - he's familiar with niche and intricate aspects of its political and military structure as well as its cultural practices. He knows the original meaning of "decimation". He knows the difference between a legate and a centurion. He knows the general appearance of a Roman legionary. And he knows Classical Latin, in its Classical pronunciation. Think how deep into the weeds you would have to look to find out that "Caesar" was actually pronounced "kye-sar" and not "seezer" like any English speaker would instinctively say it. And then how invested you would have to be that your whole army adopt this incredibly archaic pronunciation.

But the "et ketera" bit really takes this to the next level. "Et cetera" has been a common set phrase in the English language for centuries. It's not a fancy word from a long-dead language that Caesar exhumed from the depths of the Followers' archives. It's a regular part of casual speech that Caesar bothered to learn the etymology of and decided to retroactively apply the original pronunciation to. For no reason other than commitment to the bit.

This is not the approach of a scholar interested in learning the deep lessons of history. This is the borderline unhealthy obsession of a fanboy. He's the caricature of the teenage boy whose gateway into fascism is thinking a bit too much about the Roman Empire. An archetype that barely existed when FNV came out but has gotten awfully common since then. This game was really ahead of its time.

(Also in further support to this read, it's quite telling which things Edward Sallow did NOT bother to learn about Rome. Like very salient and well-researched points of historical analysis that help explain its rise and decline. For example the fact that Rome did not in fact typically stamp out local cultures, but actually often borrowed from them, allowing people to generally live in peace as long as they paid their taxes. Or their heavy emphasis on infrastructure building which meant people could see their lives materially improve as a result of Roman presence. Or conversely, how concentrating power in one man drawing his legitimacy from the military led to recurring civil wars which critically weakened the empire. All factors that directly run counter to Caesar's governing philosophy. Because his understanding of Rome is fundamentally aesthetic rather than political or historical.)

That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?

The Courier :

You Know What? if I needed to see this, the one guy apparently making erotic king boo fanfiction while following me needs to as well.