Gandalfsbe4rd

unfortunately, i need mine obsessed. if you’re not jealous and possessive and thinking about me every second of the day, i WILL think you hate me

Don’t send me ur dick send me this

Next nonchalant mf to come my way is getting put in a headlock idc.

Also rebuking situationships. On my soul gtfo.

I hate when people are discoursing on The Secret History and are like "oh I never fell for it, I knew they were pretentious assholes the whole time" like okay???? I'm sorry you have such a devastating lack of imagination. sorry you missed out on the silliest and loveliest part of the book. that's sad.