Yeah I Am An Ass, And That’s Why I Am Doing A Raffle.

the hot new tv trope…bottom storage.  

For those who do not have Twitter, Bob Schooley posted a Kim Possible series bible on there today. This contains material on the basic outline for the series. This was made about two years before the first episode was aired. There is so many amazing things in here that ended up being changed or did not happen or appear in the show entirely. A must look for any hardcore KP Fan!

In every way

Another kind of magic

Drakken knew Shego's body very well.

It was not just the fact that they were together in a healthy adultish relationship, but as well that the kind of clothes she liked to wear were really thight.

The catusuit, her dresses, gosh, she used to hang around the lair in all kinds of bath suits and bikinis before they had started their relationship.

The visual stimulation was still hard for him (and to any other men that tought that a little look was worth the punishment), but it was just too casual to get playful every time he saw her.

That was why, when she asked him how she looked at the dress she was going to wear for the -not anymore teens- heroes's wedding, it was a surprise that he stared open mouthed, widen eyed before reaching her with his vines to let her feel how much he loved the way she looked, and propose her with a deep husky voice that instead of going to the wedding, they should stay home to have their own honeymoon.

Optical effect.

-All that I am saying- She justified her mockery - Is that Hego's daughter turned out to come in a deep pink tone. If this kid comes in any unnatural color scheme, and if Possible notices that you are Blue, I am green, and the henchmen always wear red, she's gonna say all over the world that instead of an evil family we are some kind of mischievous rainbow-

That time she told them (l)

When little Athena told them, all nervous and shaking that she had a crush on a girl, they supported her by confessing that they themselves liked both men and women.

The teen's face lightened up, and with a huge, relieved smile she pounced to them with a hug, and ran away to her quarters giggling, leaving too fast for any of them to process what had just happened.

Drakken held back a soft laugh as his heart melted with tenderness at the sight of Shego's soft smile.

It couldn't have worked.

You repeat it to yourself until you are tired.

In your way to the lab you see her. She stops her walking and looks at you, her gaze crossing your's, her green eyes reading you like a book, and the forgotten -more likely repressed- subject strikes you all over again.

It couldn't have worked

You gave her a little nod with the head along with a "Morning, Shego", a little crack in your voice.

A crack that shows her how hard it is to keep your distance.

It couldn't

Her sight softens, and you notice how she hesitates a bit, wanting to go away maybe? wanting to throw herself at you and hug you and kiss you? You hope, you would love to do so.

Have

She just nods as a response and she is the one that, after a few more seconds than it would've been necessary, breaks up the eye contact, and keeps her way to anywhere she was going.

You keep your eyes on her until she desapears across the corridor.

Worked

She sticks in your head for the rest of the day.

You were too foolish, too proud to admit that she came to fit into your world as something more than your sidekick, with her essence getting to your bones, and her sass tattooed in your nerves, and your love for her just so deep into your core, and she never admited it either because she was - she is - equally foolish and proud and obstinate than you to accept it.

It couldn't have worked, you say to yourself until you fall asleep.

But that’s just a way to avoid saying those words that you (and she as well) had knew all along.

It could have worked.

It would have worked.

He never forgot they used to be happy (l)

As Hego watched his sister going away with that blue skinned villain guy, his mind wondered away to their childhood.

For many years it were just he and Shego.

The 4 years apart, 10 years between he and Mego, not to say the 14 years gap with the twins, were the reason that they had growned up to be best friends for the majority of their past life.

He remembered the time she was born, how he immediately fell in love with his little sister as he saw her looking at him, and stretching her little tiny arm to reach his hair and start pulling it.

He laughed at the memory and waved his head, coming back to the present.

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I quite don't speak english very well, so forgive me if it's messy or if there are some (or a lot of) grammatical mistakes.

Since I saw the announcement of the Kim Possible live-action movie I got SO deep into the fandom all over again. I've already saw the whole series like 3 times, and the movie like 7 or so.

Since I couldn't get it out of my system I just decided to start writing ficklets, some just oneshots, some with a few parts, with all the ideas I get from myself and from the fandom. Feel free to request something as well, please :)

Another kind of magic: I have the headcannon that Drakken got so used to seeing Shego's figure to get excited every time she wore something revealing or stunning, he just notices how beautiful she looks instead of getting horny about how sexy she is (not that he doesn't keep that on mind).

That time she told them: From the popular headcannon of Shego's and Drakken's bisexuality.This is one that i am done writing with 7 parts. 

He never forgot they used to be happy: Based on this beautiful pic :3 I’m gonna meke 3 or 4 of this ones

Okay so Norway is like such an odd country cause like listen to this

Norwegians consume 9% of all Pepsi max produced

Norwegians eat the second most tacos in the world, just after Mexico

Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after USA

Norwegians read the second most comic books in the world, just after japan

There are only 5 million people in Norway

there is honestly nothing more gorgeously tacky than bowling alley carpet

That’s some nice calligraphy you got there…

In every way

Mixed vibes

The only thing Athena hated more than her parents fighting, was her parents agreeing on something.

Every time it happened, they were all joy and laughter, until the joy passed and their smiles slowly faded, and they stared deeply into each others eyes and started to get closer, and she could feel a different kind of spark between them.

-Athena, dear- Drakken would always say without breaking eye contact with Shego -Be a good girl and stay away for a couple of hours, would you?

He didn't even needed to complete the sentence for her to storm out the lair.

The rose's thorns.

Shego loves to be offered wealth and power, dates to expensive restaurants and boring theater performances that she would gladly reject, if she weren't a maneater.

She likes to see men humiliated for their enjoyment.

She loves spending thousands of dollars on a necklace she will never wear and take rides on private planes and transatlantic cruises to private islands.

Drakken loves to see Shego flirting.

He loves that when men see her it takes less than a second until they kneel before her, ready to do absolutely everything she asks them to.

Drakken enjoys seeing her face of satisfaction when, after each of those dates she turns his back on them and it is his car where she ends up walking to.

The feeling of self-sufficiency that fills him when Shego, a woman who could have any man on the planet, lefts them with a broken heart to return to his side each time is just a plus that boosts his ego

The wicked taste they share at destroying each one of them is just the cherry of a cake they rather to enjoy in a more intimate way

That time she told them (ll)

When at the middle of a bad movies marathon she slipped out that the girl she had a crush on was in fact the Kim Possible they hesitated and argued a bit, but accepted it after she told them that even if she was all head over heels for her, she would never ever leave them in order to go running over the world all goody two-shoes saving the world.

Shego joked about convencing the little princess to join them, and leaned her head against Athena's.

Let's say it was the stress

The first time she kissed him (like, not in control of any mood-a-thing) it was out from nowhere.

It was just that she couldn't stand listening to him anymore, so she pulled him from his lab coat and slammed her lips into him's, closing her eyes.

As she felt him slowly yet firmly putting his hands around her hips and back, to hold her closer, she opened her mouth to deepen the kiss.

The velvet sensation from their dancer tongues made her go dizzy, and when he cupped her cheek with one hand while his vines took it's place on her back, she wondered why it had taken her so long to teach him when to zip it.

Skyline window

You look out the window, watching the birds taking flight to sail the blue sky.

They leave, and you're sure they will not come back. And you yourself would not return if you could go.

You would like to leave everything behind, forget everything ... lose yourself in another kind of blue.

You regret it, because you wake up in the same way you woke up the day after your wedding, with a man (a good man) you do not love.

You feel like that princess of your daughter's story, who sings from the top of the tower, yearning for love and freedom.

She could stand it, her eyes didn't knew beyond what her tower allowed her to see.

But you, who knew the world and saw it submitted before you -before him-, you who were the queen of lands and seas, who loved with madness and passion the breeze, the power, who loved... you can not live behind a window just watching to the horizon, waiting for a blue flash that announces himself as a prelude to the global ecatombe. You don't want to live like that, as well as you know you shouldn't want it to happen.

You, Miss Go (Madam Barkin) should not love evil, because you are good. And yet you love it.

You love the freedom that it offered; or rather, you love the one who once offered it to you.

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So, I started thinking that, as my exams are comming,it may have not been such a good idea to get obsessed over this ship, but as I can’t help it I will just go along with it.

Mixed vibes: So, my headcannon is that as Athena was capable to get Kim’s spark, she may be able to notice many kind of sparks. My favorite moment of the movie was whenShego and Drakken agree on the  “Or Kimputer, Kimputer is good too” “Yeah, it is” part, and the idea just poped into my head so naturally...

The rose's thorns: I once saw a comic showing something like this, but the image of them that I have in my head is of a flirty Shego and a very conceited, smug Drakken that just loves to show off that it is him and no one else the person that that beautiful woman loves in the wickedest way he can.

Skyline window: I really love the what if of a good Shego after Stop Team Go, but as a faithful shipper I can't just stop thinking that she would eventually start to miss him or her previous life (With the single fact that her normal self hates coco-moo, but she uses it all shiny and stuff on that episode to back me up)

Also, I’ve been thinking on that wanted for all (all of us, I have to admit x3) Parent!Drakken Teacher!Shego AU, wondering if I should do it just in ficklets or as a whole fick by it’s own.

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