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what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas

hiiiii! since ur looking for sk8 the infinity requests and u seem to really like joe, how would joe react to an s/o who is short and not very physically strong. they're a bit on the chubby side too. if u want, u can add that they can skate?

Yippee!!! First sk8 request!!

...I got a little carried away, so I went a bit off topic at times......

I love him so much......

Cut it off a bit early due to the length, if I wrote any more I wouldn't be able to stop. So, this is what you're getting 😭

@i-am-thoroughly-confused this is your fault

Warnings ;; None, just Kojiro being silly and domestic

Relationship ;; Romantic

Type ;; Headcanons

Joe ;; Kojiro Nanjo

Kojiro is definitely willing to help you do anything that's physically demanding.

That includes: opening jars, opening the door for you, opening the car door, carrying you as he skates, even if you're capable of skating yourself.

Yes, he'll do basically anything you'd like him to do.

Make you an Italian dinner? ...he owns an Italian restaurant.

Make you any dinner in general? He's a cook.

Teach you how to skate, or teach you new tricks? He's known as Joe in S for a reason.

He's a very attached partner, no matter how chubby or skinny you happen to be. He's got enough muscle for both of you. Plus.. a lot more.

Because of the more parts to love, he's a bit.. grabby, to put it simply. He's not afraid of other people seeing, and he's perfectly willing to show you off to Kaoru... and literally everyone else under the sun.

In private, even if he's still a bit touchy, he's very gentle. Despite being incredibly strong, he does know the extent of his own strength.

Good luck getting out of his grip in the morning, the arm around you is tight and unmovable, at least until he wakes up.

He won't judge you for your lack of strength, but he will poke at your height every single chance he gets.

If you show even a small bit of dislike for it, he'll stop, as soon as he notices.

If you're in a genuine relationship with him, he seems like a genuinely different person, but it's clear he's still the same buff gorilla you fell in love with.

If you know about his skating in S, he'll invite you to every match.

If you're a skater in S yourself, he's at every match, even if he has women all over him, he's focusing on you the entire time.

Who is your fav demon slayer character?

definitely gyutaro! he's a huge comfort character for me!

That's 100% true! As much as comments are appreciated, nothing on this app is better than a reblog! Likes don't do anything, and neither do comments. Reblogs are the way to go if you like something! It'll get it more recognition!

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Vampire!Helob x Reader where he is addicted to drinking your blood. Like it's his version of cocaine, he cannot go with out it for more than a few days.

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𝐈'𝐦 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐋𝐨𝐮𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫.

𝐀/𝐍 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 😭😭😭😭

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬, 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐃𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐬, 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐍𝐨𝐧-𝐒𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥), 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬 (𝐍𝐨𝐧-𝐒𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥), 𝐋𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐍𝐨𝐧-𝐒𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥)

𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜

𝐓𝐲𝐩𝐞: 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲

"𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬.."

𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞!𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐛

𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐤 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐞, 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐛 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐞, 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐛'𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥.

𝐎𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐰𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐢𝐱 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐨. 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤. 𝐇𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐲.

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝. 𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭. 𝐍𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐬𝐨 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭.

𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲, 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲. 𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐝𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐭𝐬.

𝐇𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤. "𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬.." 𝐇𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝, 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫.

please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts

*THIS WAS SENT TO A FRIEND. NOT ME*

the friend who received this is too nice to say something about it but i have reached a point now where i have seen them receive so many messages like this that i just can't keep my mouth shut anymore

this is straight up evil behaviour. whatever lighthearted tone this anon thought they were sending this with, i don't care. it's gross in every sense.

i'm speaking directly to whoever sent this now and frankly, if you follow me, non, unfollow me right fucking now because i don't want this energy anywhere near my blog. it hurts enough that you've targeted my friends with it.

listen up because apparently it bears repeating for the millionth fucking time -

FANFICTION AUTHORS ARE HUMAN BEINGS. they have lives and jobs and school and things they struggle with. maybe they've even spoken publicly about their struggles in the hopes their readers would understand them a bit better because at the end of the day this is a community and they have every right to use this space however they fucking want to.

"don't start a fic you can't finish" - literally shut up. shut up! we are not paid to do this, i will start and not finish whatever the fuck i want.

and holy shit, anon. as if this message wasn't disgusting enough, please let me state plainly something you "desperately" need to hear: no robot can give you what a human writer can. and the fact that you even threatened to just go to AI at this point shows how little you care about storytellers and all they provide for you.

again, i don't care if every word of this message was sent in jest or meant to be read playfully. it's not fucking cute. this shit hurts writers and ya'll need to realize that.

if you take time out of your life to send messages like this, you're a bad person. period. this is not how fanfic works, it's not how the world works. if you can wait two-three years for a movie or a new season of your favourite tv show, you can wait a few months for a fanfic to update. or you can wait forever. we literally owe you nothing.

i'm done sugarcoating it, ya'll. disrespectfully, grow up. grow up! enough is enough.

anyway

TWO DRABBLES IN ONE DAY???

ITS UNHEARD OF!!!!!!

Oh my god. I literally can only think of one thing right now. And that is Obey Me. I need Obey Me requests so bad, it's not even funny 😭