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Angst/Comfort with Lucifer and Beel? (Seperate pls/and romantically). MC is feeling extremely down, her mental health has declined and she just feels empty and disconnected and she doesn't understand why? And she doesn't think anyone will understand so she goes and confesses to them about it?
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This is based in the original timeline!
Warnings ;; Bad mental health, comfort from both Lucifer and Beelzebub, (kind of) stress eating in Beelzebub's part, and (technically) alcohol in Lucifer's part, proceed with caution.
Relationship ;; Romantic
Type ;; Headcanons
Seeing you hurt, hurt Lucifer in response.
Lucifer clearly loved you dearly, even if he may have been a little too strict at times, he did love you.
Lucifer's immediate response to your confession was a frown, said frown being replaced with a gentle and comforting smile in the end.
"I'm deeply sorry you're going through such a time, my dear. I love you, dearly. Would you like a glass of Demonus?"
The fallen angel would ask, his voice soft as he gently looked at you.
If you said yes, he'd grab his best and oldest bottle of Demonus, pouring both of you a glass.
He'd slide you the glass, silently sitting next to you in front of the fire in his private study, that hid in the House of Lamentation's library.
He would never pressure you into speaking your mind, he'd only ask that you spoke the truth when you did so.
Beelzebub felt his heart clench inside of his chest at your confession.
He pulled his head out of the refrigerator, looking over at you with a frown.
He stood up straight, holding his left wrist to his chest with his right hand.
His silence filled the room after your heartfelt confession.
After many a moment of silence, he handed you a plate of sweet confectionaries.
"I.. may not know what you're going through exactly, but.. I can always offer you some sweets? They always help me when I feel guilty for Lilith's passing. After all, you're the one who helped me realize that it wasn't my fault. I love you for that, so much."
Beelzebub responded, taking a confection off of the plate and taking a bite.
He continued to hold the plate out to you, waiting for you to take one.
Even if you said no, he'd find something else for you to eat.
Food always helped him, so he'll try to help you with the same thing.
Please take your time!!
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Can I have headcanons of the 7 princes + databables(Raphael, solomon, thirteen etc) reacting when MC expresses their filipino culture? (Like telling stories about the events, cooking their favorite sultural dish, etc)
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Feel free to delete it, and please take your time!!
Hello! I am not Filipino myself, so I didn't go much into detail. Forgive me for that!
I sadly couldn't think of anything for the dateables (idk why, my mind just drew a blank)
The only dateable I could truly think of a scenario with was Barbatos, but for some reason I couldn't figure out how to write it.
This takes place in the original timeline
Warnings ;; None
Relationship ;; I wrote this in a romantic sense, but can be interpreted however!
Type ;; Headcanons
Lucifer is very much intrigued. He would love to learn more, but he would never outright ask you.
Lucifer is far too prideful to come out and say it, so you'd have to look at his body language.
The very slight twinkle in his eye when you explain, the small but noticable genuine smile that crosses his lips.
He very much enjoys your cooking, and will compliment you subtly.
He's particularly fond of the times you'll come into his private study and sit by the fireplace while you tell him all sorts of stories.
Oh, Mammon is all for it. He's asking you for recipes, stories, and recommending you sell both throughout the Devildom.
He's listening intently, and getting excited anytime you bring something about your culture up during conversation.
Although, if you bring it up, his face will immediately turn beet-red and he'll say something along the lines of:
"O-Of course it ain't i-interestin'! But I'm ya first man, ain't I? I g-gotta let my human yap ev'ry now 'nd again!'
He is so hopelessly in love with you, it's not even funny.
I actually cannot see Leviathan being too concerned with it at first. He'd probably be more concerned with watching anime with you, reading manga with you, or playing games with you to really care about your ethnicity.
He'd more than likely start to point out characters in separate animes or games that share the same ethnicity as you.
If you were to make different Filipino meals for him, he would be absolutely over the moon. If you bring him the food, make sure you bring tissues with you.
He'd listen to your stories, occasionally making references to TSL, Ruri-Chan, or others, if possible.
All in all, He wouldn't really care at first, but he would become more interested the more time passed.
Knowing Satan, he'd probably already know a lot. And he'd hold it over Lucifer's head that he knows more about your ethnicity than he does
Besides that, he's perfectly willing to listen to your stories, even if he knows them already.
He's particularly fond of your cooking, and he will tell you that. He might point out subtle things that he'd change, but he doesn't really care if you take his advice or not. After all, he's not a chef.
If he finds any sorts of books that have to do with your ethnicity, he'd bring them to you and let you read them, after he reads them first though.
He would also love to sit down and read them with you, or to you, if you asked.
Asmo just thinks it's so cute! Especially when you're cooking, or telling him stories.
He might watch himself around your food, given his public appearance, but that doesn't mean he dislikes it!
He's truly fond of your cooking, he is. He's just weary of other people's opinions.
He loves listening to your stories while he does your makeup, or his own.
Even during his 26-step skincare routine, he's probably having you come to his room so he can listen to your stories.
Marry him. On the spot. Beel absolutely loves Human-World food, and the fact that you're willing to make it for him? Oh, he's in love.
You may have to shove him out of the kitchen because otherwise, he'll eat all of the ingredients before you can even put them together.
If he manages to stay put and not eat any of the ingredients, he's watching you cook albeit while drooling.
He literally looks like an excited puppy when you give him the food.
He chows it down quickly, and asks you for more. Make a shitton, it'll go quickly.
Belphie probably couldn't care less about your culture. If his twin is happy, he's happy.
The only time he'd more than likely be interested, is if he just so happens to fall asleep to one of your stories.
He'd start to ask to you come back, and eventually he wouldn't be able to fall asleep without your stories.
Obviously, he would, but with some struggle. It's Belphie, the Avatar of Sloth we're talking about here.
He's probably pretty fond of your food, although he much prefers your stories.
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hii!
i saw a joe ask on my dash, so i decided to shoot over my own s/o idea (I'm an impulsive adhd biatch) how would he react to an s/o who's a bit over medium height, can't skate but enjoys watching, but does martial arts competitively? if it's possible or if you feel comfortable with it, maybe as in like a polycule w/ cherry as well (you don't have to if you don't want to, but I'm a diehard matchablossom simp oops)
I'll do both together and both apart! :)
As much as I love that ship, I can't canonically see them getting together, unless some shit goes down in season two 😭😭
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You guys remember when my tags were organized? Yeah, me neither.
Warnings ;; mention of insults (it's cherry and joe, what do you expect?)
Relationship ;; Romantic
Type ;; Headcanons
Just as everything else, they'd definitely fight over you.
Over who you're going to cheer for, over who you like better than the other, etc.
Given that you're medium height, you'll more than likely still be slightly shorter than the two of them.
They'll both show up to your matches, fighting and insulting one another, but they'll still show up.
Kojiro would definitely be a bit of a louder cheerleader although Kaoru would be a bit quieter, clapping lightly and waving if you see him
If you're any shorter than Kojiro, he's poking at your height until you express any sort of discomfort.
As stated previously, he's a very loud cheerleader, even if he has women all over him.
After every match, he has a snack made up for you.
If your match ends up at a time where you miss a meal, he'll make said meal for you and bring it to you right before or right after your match.
Even if you can't skate, he loves seeing you at his own races. If he ever sees you there, he'll always slow a little and wave to you before speeding right back up.
If you're shorter than Kaoru, he won't poke any fun at your height, but makes it known that he'll help you get certain things you may not be able to reach.
He's a rather quiet, sometimes even silent, cheerleader. If you look his way, he'll smile and wave towards you. And if you win, you won't get much more than a few claps with a smile.
If you end up getting hurt, he'll always be willing to patch you up after a match, even if there are actual medical personnel around.
If you happen to miss a meal due to a match, he'll always take you out to a nearby restaurant, even if it's Kojiro's.
Even if you're unable to stake yet you show up at S to watch one of his races, he'll always meet you at the finish line with a hug.
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