"Who Is The Greatest Comedian?"

What is the plural of penis?

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

he dazai on my osamu till i no longer human

gakuen: my ordinary life part 4

“ even Dazai forgot to breathe as he watched the storm that was chuuya decimate the battlefield “

Okay Dazai pack it up, the closet is g l a s s. Anyways, this took me three days and 5hours to fully complete (don’t ask,wrestled with Chuuya’s pose for a day and a half). The sillies💘

fyozai my otp... where im fyodor and hes dazai but i was beastzai and he was beastchuu and we yes yes yippee

im so in love with my boyfriend it’s not even funny. please kiss me and hold me and caress me until my body only remembers the soft warmness of your touch.

me me me and and and him him him.

Arcane art style study with Fyolai

Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).

Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”

Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???

Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?

He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”

“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼

The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.

this is in reference to Batman: Europa, because I have a thing for comparing fyozai to batjokes