When The Villain Has Been Quite For Days, Hero Breaks Into The Villains Lair To Find Their Plans, They

Too many of my favourite tropes are just popular trope x exact opposite, but, cocky Villains are great but, but villains with chaotic energy and filled with self doubt + self-deprecating humour. I dunno could be really good.

" That really should NOT have worked."

*wide eyed and nodding head excessively* "Yup, yup definitely should not have, yup, but uh, it did, and ah, I don't know what to do now, you see I thought I'd be blown to bird food by now. But I can't ever have what I want can I?"

*awkwardly* "oh, ah, I see, umm, are you okay?... Buddy?"

*loud explosion* *wipes black dust out of face with a deadpan* "And of freakin cause my dear experiment literally blows up in my face. Of freakin cause"

"Why *Straight up bawling* can't anything ever go according to plan." *More whining noises*

"Why does the universe hate me!!"

Just pure cartoonish tomfoolery (bonus points if hero is kalm™ and they fit one of them is on a leash cause they can't be trusted couple trope)

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But when the A goes "I don't like B" and everyone thinks it's cause b is supervillain, casually kills/torturers people or whatever but A explains its because *very minor flaw*

Like, "They say pecan as p-can, I just can't get behind that"

It's just gold.

Do you think

The boy who eats nightmares,

Cries sometimes,

At the violence and sorrows

Hidden in the shameful crevices

Of our fragile minds

—That even his immortal self can't imagine.

All that blood was never pretty,

But they did so love the sound of warhorns,

Perhaps they went into every battlefield thinking,

This time it'll be rubies instead.

So i got locked out of my account for like a year straight, so anyways how's it going

I wish someone would pick me up,

And decide

This one

This one deserves to be loved

In a way

Only hurricanes ever were.

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I'm so pissed right now and I need to rant, so I was reading this book I've been wanting to read forever and It was pretty good and it was enemies to lovers, but just they fell for each other in TWO freaking days! Two gays! whit only minimal dry ass conversations, like after both of them were planning to kill each other!

Instalove is already bad enough but in enemies to lovers! Um excuse me, but no! Like that's literally like the antithesis of everything it is! We don't read enemies to lovers for the ending, we read it for the conflict, the journey, the internal struggle to grapple with someone you hate turning out to be someone you can't hate, someone you literally have to love, that's not a one day process that's being proven they're not what you thought they were over and over until you cannot ignore it, no matter how hard you try to! That is what it's about.

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Angry love confessions! Okay,

Shouting "Because I love you! You big idiot!" in the middle of arguments.

The HuRT in "Why do you care anyway."

The repeatedly screaming i hateyou, I hateyou I hate you and then stopping looking them in the eye and immediately passionately kissing then?!!

Getting your senses back and like no no no what did we do.

Or, Whispering "I am still mad at you" in between kisses.

Just angry love confessions.

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The hero shows up to foil the villains plan but instead end up fighting that other hero, their rival, who also showed up to fight them. While the vilain presumably drinks a margarita, both confused, amused and carrying out their plan before their bickering ends.

A: "I'll handle handle this, you can go home and bake cookies or something."

B: "Really?And tell me how you plan to fight a supervillain. The power of friendship?"

A: *sigh* "Can we just be civil about this."

B: "No we cannot you stole my binkin' promotion"

A: "Fine.I'll let you help me defeat them. Deal?

B: "bish, excuse me."

Elf is on the shelf, follow for trash to be on the dash

One day hero walks in and completely gives up. They just don't care anymore. What's the point of stopping the villain today is if they'll have to do it again tomorrow.

The villain now has wrap their head around this fact and after (struggling with it) ask hero out on a road trip of self discovery because "it's no fun without them' *whiny voice* that escalates into bonding experiences and unsolicited character growth