Obsessed With The New Dynamic That I'll Call 'youre Fired If You Die'

The hero refuses to celebrate their birthday with their friends because they think the villain is planning something and they have to find out what. When the villain finds out about this they put their schemes aside to plan a party for hero. They lead hero on a treasure hunt and when hero thinks they're finally walking into the destination of villains plans, they are surprised by all their friends and family gathered for their birthday (All of whom agreed to help villain because quite frankly, they ship it.)

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One day hero walks in and completely gives up. They just don't care anymore. What's the point of stopping the villain today is if they'll have to do it again tomorrow.

The villain now has wrap their head around this fact and after (struggling with it) ask hero out on a road trip of self discovery because "it's no fun without them' *whiny voice* that escalates into bonding experiences and unsolicited character growth

The villain and hero anyhow end up in a place where the only people they know are each other and have to find someone/something to get out. They both say don't want to be near one another, but one of them gets separation anxiety and follow the other absolutely everywhere, while making up more and more ridiculous excuses and pretending to hate it. The other, sees right through it, but let's them do their thing and enjoy it.

"Hellooo? Anyone there?"

"...No."

"What the— wait, did you get yourself stuck in a trap? Wait a second," the hero couldn't stop their giggles, "in your own lair, and was that meant for me! How did it even happen, pssshh"

"Stop laughing and get me out of here."

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Can more authors balantly self insert themselves into the side characters who constantly voice their shipping feels at the most inappropriate moments that's just good stuff. Like

"I hate you!" "I hate you more!!" *appearing uncomfortably close to their faces from God knows where* "Now kiss."

Two same gender people *glaring intensely at each other* "that's gay babes"

A *compliments B* "I ship it bitches!"

Just top tier comedy. Love.

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A concerning amount are just the reverse of other popular tropes but-

Grumpy x sunshine but the grumpy's smol and sunshine tol. It's just gold

Grumpy's all pissed and got their hands crossed and sunshine just... Picks them up. And carries them on their side like a clutch. And their like 😡💢 put me down!! And they coo at them like awww! how adorable.

Their enemies and grumpy gets all in their face trying to threaten em a n d sunshine pets. their. head. I'm 😭

Sometimes a person tries to confess their love for their enemy and comes up with profound shit like, "Because I'd find you even if this entire divided world worked together for once just to tear us apart, your soul and mine are made of the same stuff, and we'll have to change atom to atom to be anything other than each others. Because even if you tired to stab me it'll only work to cut of some ancient infected wound, because you'll always be my savior, even if you try to hurt me"

Other times they say shit like, "Because maybe I like your stupid face."

"Remember when I said I would rather cut of my own lips than kiss you?Yeah, I might have been a little wrong."

"Maybe I don't hate being around you when you're not trying to kill me."

Wow, the first confession turned out pretty good. I'm trying to reach 500 follows pls halp

If your villain disguises themselve to seduce the hero, they legally have only two options going forward.

They fall in love with them in disguise but the hero is 100% not interested, saying they are in love with someone else, unbeknownst to them the one they're in love with them is their villainous form (because the hero has read one too many enemies to lovers books)

Or, or, The hero IS interested, and the villain vigorously denies their own feelings telling themselves it's all part of the plan, until on a date, the hero does something for them that they'd never do for them as a villain (I watched this drama about basketball rivals where A always wins until B plays in disguise and they let them win and they staight up loose it because they're so hurt, it still lives in my head rent free) and so the villain angrily reveals their identity. But the hero is just like, 'duh, I knew. Literally all you did was put on a wig, dumbass' (even better if their shapeshifter or something so they didn't have any way of knowing but still they just kNoW, you know)

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The dark academia urge to attend a fancy ball where everyone has to dip there hands in gold dust that leaves prints behind on whatever they touch. Dancing with a stranger surrounded by people with gold dust in their hair and on their faces and lips and thighs while intoxicating ballads are played live. Being whisked away by your hot nemesis and them wiping gold from your cheeks and holding your eyes till only their prints are left on you, and then they lean close and whisper "that's better, you look beautiful."

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