Ahhh my brain finally works with covid in my nose
Finally someone actually did it.
My knowledge of this story has been expanded. TQ so much ^^
Umm AU idea where Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka and Johnny Depp’s Willy Wonka exist in the same universe as business partners or smthn and the company is called Willy & Wonka because one of them is named Willy and the other’s name is Wonka but they’d have different last names/first names like it’d be Willy Winchester and Weston Wonka I dunno.
Weston would probably be Gene’s version and be all happy and cheery and loves kids and everything and loves to inspire etc. is super friendly and enthusiastic but Willy AKA Johnny’s version is super distant and nervous and snobby and still has his whole Tragic Backstory™ and is like ew no don’t touch me or my candy with your sticky fingers you tiny demon.
And when the kids tour the factory and Weston’s like welcome kids! Willy just mutters something like I hope one of you drown in the chocolate river and then WeSTON JUST ELBOWS HIM REALLY HARD AND LAUGHS NERVOUSLY LIKE HAHA IGNORE HIM HE DOESN’T GET OUT MUCH.
How could they do that!? That's what gives Wonka a natural ageing way. No wonder I felt weird cause he doesn't have much wrinkles like a 40 year old should
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a problem here.
This photo (graciously posted by @wonkaworldwide) caught my eye today. I thought to myself, “Hmm, his features seem a bit more defined.”
And then it hit me
The first photo is the unphotoshopped version! They took out the smile lines in his cheek, and brushed out the lines under Johnny’s eyes. It also appears that they filled in his lips with a darker pink and smoothed out his whole face. A closer look below 👇
How odd for magazines and the press to do that. Johnny looked just fine in the unedited photo. The lighting seems more natural too. It makes me wonder how many other photos are edited 😔 Such a shame that the press can never leave photos alone.
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