This Is So Real. I Was Thinking That The Reason Pav Specifically Is Talked About Like That Is Because

OHHHH ILOVOOOVR THIS ITS SO CUTE!!

so happy you saw my ask 😭 sorry about the bloated gator thing lol its just cause of this one time a watermelon went bad and leaked all over my fridge its like it died tragically in there, that was the inspo

thank you for answering.. i wanna talk wani for a bit more if thats alright, heres some wani traits i think would be interesting for a watermelon gator;

•watermelogators are one of the largest species of gators, but theyre also peculiar in that theyre very shy. so its rare to ever come across one.. if you do, you're blessed to have a amazing summer for you, or your business

•they have a little vine growing on their heads that get longer and longer with age, the small flowers growing from it are sprouted during mating season- the males whip eachother with the vine and tangle it together (like tug of war) and whoevers vine breaks off first loses

•their babies are all black and theyre at their fiestiest at this age, which makes it harder for the mothermelogators because they have to be kept properly moisturized at all times until they shed into their new skins. so, the mamamelogators keep them in their mouths frequently and constantly move to find water nearby.. if shes angry, she can spit them out rapidly at attackers and easily kill them

•they have large round bumps on their backs, that store fat and water just like camels do. they can spit it up like a fountain to bathe themselves..

•they have rounder features but longer snouts, likely to fit more babies in as they do have large broods

•a group is called a patch

•their meat is red and speckled with black dots, the textures been described as, "melt in your mouth, like marbled steak thats also light and refreshing" so they're sought after quite often

•since they have the appearance of a very popular fruit, theyre also beloved and considered the best kind of wani, the cutest as well

•they may live for hundreds of years, but before they die they're brown and bloated, and leak blood continuously as they rot

.. id love to hear more about your ideas!! sorry this was so much i hope 9 bullets isnt overdoing it 😭

t...they NEED to be massive, i NEED them to be massive and tasty and nice and refreshing in the summer 😤

All of these headcanons are so good!!!💚💚💚

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Do you like my "tuck in my arms" technique?

reread the wet floor interview and mizole is soooo passionate about music sighhhh if he met ikkan theyd kiss so hard.. sigh..

Spy posting because I think he’s soooooo sexy and I need to eat him NYOW

(can you tell I’ve been going a bit insane?)

why the fuck is it so small

whyis the post soosssmmall whaat

my mom buying one piece hoodies: fuckkkkk that's so hard... *clicks another one* fuckkk that's so hard

kakihara and ichi are really interesting parallels... kakiharas violence and ichis violence has the opposite effects too, because of how they act.. I feel like in a way kakiharas is appealing? im not a freak but I feel like everyone was entertained by the things he was doing, the high he got off of it was fun to see.. while ichi as a character in general, is the childishness to kakiharas maturity. hes still getting pleasure out of it yeah, but its especially apparent in the last fight.. maybe its cause of kakihara being unceremoniously beaten and seeing ichi like that? was so disappointing not seeing him be able to enjoy it

like idk if this makes sense but I'll put it like this;

kakiharas violence is the most appealing because you can see him enjoying it sincerely whether its on himself or someone else, and its sometimes a lil comedic (gun rimming) or kinda sexually appealing (karen stabbing someone as he smiles) what im tryna say is that its easier to see him a certain way, hes an older man, hairy and flabby, scarred and pierced with a thick tongue

ichis violence refuses to be appealing to anyone, because you see how he has to be stuck in his trauma for so long and be manipulated by jijii to do it properly. his face and crying while he kills also refuses to be appealing. he doesnt really have control, so he wants to hurt people to gain it back. even wanted to abuse the only person who stuck up for him in school because of that- but its also sad at the same time because hes deluded himself into thinking that she'd want it to be that way? in both instances where he was with a woman that reminded him of that girl, he thought that they enjoyed being hurt, and he even had a moment of clarity after jijii told him off.. it was short lived because it made him question if he should kill. really tragic shit. I don't think he "became normal" either, not just cause he started crying again when he was almost attacked- but because of how that girl reacted when he asked her out.. it was kinda weird! like maybe hes abusive behind closed doors..? maybe im wrong though and hes just a douche at worst. one way they showed how ichi thinks is by having him only really interact positively with jijii, kaneko, his son and a boy. two kids.. and he teaches em to fight because he sees himself in them. so maybe showing him interact with someone his age is proof enough that hes normal? eh. i still hold that somethings up. ichis a smooth faced young man with a strong build, short hair and bright eyes, hes tall and shy looking, and overall extrmely plain. contrasting kakiharas insanely unique design

also i think ichi "getting stronger" is like, super funny too. like a twisted look on a shonen protag that wants to be the best at whatever. thats all i wanted to say though, i hope this makes sense.

ive been saying her outfits just small so it looks like she does but she doesnt for millions of years. squid sisters fans are even worse literally bottom of the barrel of this problem

They’re saying she has big boobs on twitter we have to get her out of there

we all got that 1 homie who does waay too much for the selfie 😭😭