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Top Patrick Bateman moments from the book:

-eating expired cereal straight out the box while trying to whistle Hip To Be Square at the same time

-drinking three McDonald’s milkshakes after stabbing a homeless man to death

-sitting up in bed and clapping while a nazi on tv juggles fruit

-immediately stop in the middle of sex so he can run to the bathroom and search frantically for water soluble spermicidal lube

-sob “I just want to be loved” while he’s trying to cook a girl into sausage but it looks like shit cuz he’s never cooked anything before and the tears are blinding him

-put a dollar in a homeless girls cup cuz she’s pretty and that makes him feel bad, but then realize she’s not a beggar and the coffee cup was full so he just fucking stammers and runs away

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

Girl So Confusing — Amadeus (1984) edit

My friend made this

by marinaweishaupt

I call this the create a new problem technique

Guys I love phantom of the paradise.. and I love Winslow and Swan so much I HATE them I need them DEAD they’re so STUPID

Pour myself a brand new start

i love that time period where light is batshit already but he still has his big doe eyes so he just looks plain unhinged

Þingvellir national park, Iceland