Eyes of the forest. Aspen trees
O Loom guide my needle straight and true
And let my blood dye in praise to you
Let my shuttle fly with weft through warp
Quicker than the beating of my heart
And if I weep my weary tears
Let me echo to your ears
And bear me strength to work your will
Until my bones lay in final still
reminder to all 14-19 year olds girls. that grown man does not like you. you are a victim
“oh yes, i am very reasonable and normal about this subject!!”
*proceeds to mass reblog any related content*
tumblr posts i saw and immediately had to make with the crew
And YOU just wasted yours on "bUt YoU jUsT wAsTeD yOuRs On 'AlRiGhT gUyS, tHeRe'S a LoT oF pReSsUrE oN oUr FiRsT pOsT.' "
Alright guys, there's a lot of pressure on our first posts. They gotta be funny. They gotta be irreverent! And most of all, they gotta be carefully crafted.
had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online
I just found out about a subreddit called r/actualasexuals where the whole thing is being a dick to people who don't fit their narrow definition of asexuality. I just wanted to let people know so they can stay away. Of course, don't harass anyone in that sub, because it doesn't help and it's just plain wrong. Just do everything in your power to stay the hell away!
An astrophysics degree would've been incredibly hard for a woman to get in the 70s, so she must have got it before she transitioned
As a fellow queer, I know the feeling of wanting to escape to another planet. Hence why she dropped everything to head off with Zaphod
Trillian just sounds like something a tgirl would name herself. She clearly went with Tricia first (again, trans ass name) and then went "What the hell. I'm in space. I'll use the name I want."
Vibes.
Why does everyone watch these ten-minute woke cringe compilations? Why don't they just follow me? My whole life is a woke cringe compilation!
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