Pros Of Seeing Yourself As A Hive Mind Of All Your Trillions Of Cells: Good Reason To Refer To Yourself

Pros of seeing yourself as a hive mind of all your trillions of cells: good reason to refer to yourself as "we" and "us" (very cool)

Cons of seeing yourself as a hive mind of all your trillions of cells: feel guilty whenever you remember how many thousands of cells you lose every second (very sad)

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Being Presented These Two Choices Right Next To Each Other Makes Me Feel Like I'm A Character In A Jack

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1 year ago

hey now that it’s disability pride month can you please remember to include people with Down syndrome and other chromosomal defects into your activism. they’re so often left behind. I literally never see anyone spreading Down syndrome awareness that isn’t close family of someone with Down syndrome. They exist and they’re living breathing humans who deserve just as much activism as every other disabled person

1 year ago

This is pretty minor, but I try to type "its" but it keeps correcting to "it's". Not super bad, but annoying as fuck.

What’s the worst time you’ve been auto corrected?

1 year ago

I hate it when people are like "Oh, humans are evil by nature". Not because I think it makes me a bad person, but because I'm evil by choice and I REALLY don't like my hard work reduced to mere natural talent. I fuckin WORKED for this status and you will NOT take that away from me!

4 weeks ago

“oh yes, i am very reasonable and normal about this subject!!”

*proceeds to mass reblog any related content*

“oh Yes, I Am Very Reasonable And Normal About This Subject!!”
1 year ago

reblog this rat until staff gets involved

a rat getting a boop on the nose
8 months ago
Tumblr Posts I Saw And Immediately Had To Make With The Crew
Tumblr Posts I Saw And Immediately Had To Make With The Crew
Tumblr Posts I Saw And Immediately Had To Make With The Crew
Tumblr Posts I Saw And Immediately Had To Make With The Crew

tumblr posts i saw and immediately had to make with the crew

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friday-is-unfunny - N. D. Plume (any pronouns)
N. D. Plume (any pronouns)

Why does everyone watch these ten-minute woke cringe compilations? Why don't they just follow me? My whole life is a woke cringe compilation!

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