An Elf Or Perhaps A Gnome Posted This.

He had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. The way it functioned was very interesting. When the Drink button was pressed it made an instant but highly detailed examination of the subject’s taste buds, a spectroscopic analysis of the subject’s metabolism and then sent tiny experimental signals down the neural pathways to the taste centres of the subject’s brain to see what was likely to go down well. However, no one knew quite why it did this because it invariably delivered a cupful of liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. The Nutri-Matic was designed and manufactured by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation whose complaints department now covers all the major landmasses of the first three planets in the Sirius Tau Star system.

ah, the not-quite-tea saga. my favourite.

i would move heaven and earth to avoid hearing one single advertisement

love this tweet bc it's basically just saying wizards would be autistic. which duh

Lowkey want an animated h2g2 series...

I think that if a new adaptation of h2g2 had appeared, the fandom could have been a little more active than it is now.

Also I personally think the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy would fit into cartoon style🤔🤔

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