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SAVE A HORSE RIDE A WHAT???? 📢

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Having just finished reading Canis Familiaris by Dazai Osamu, I feel super justified for how I picture BSD Dazai's aversion to dogs.

Like, in my head, he doesn't fear/hate the same way Akutagawa does. Akutagawa had very real traumatic experiences with rabid dogs when he was in the slums. Dazai's fear comes from mistrust and avoidance.

He never had a dog as a kid so he doesn't understand how to act around them and is constantly presuming it's going to bite him. A dog play bows at him and he thinks it's getting ready to leap and bite. A dog happy yaps at him and he thinks it's angry.

He looks at any dog and sees the teeth and claws first. But he can't admit that he's scared of them, so he has to come up with reasons not to like them.

They smell, their fur gets everywhere, they drool, they tear things up, ect.

And it's not like he's running for the hills the moment he sees a dog, he's perfectly capable of being within the vicinity of them, he'll just be on edge and might pick a fight with a dog to show it he's no easy target for biting.

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Btw this whole headcanon comes from this one singular Wan panel where a dog barks at Dazai and he looks like a spooked five year old trying to prove they're tough

[BAU Chief Emily Prentiss walks over to your desk before taking a seat beside you with an expectant look on her face]

y/n: can i help you?

Emily: I finished all my work

y/n:

Emily, smirking: I think you know what I want

y/n, sighing: which one?

Emily, sporting a massive grin: snail

[y/n laughs while opening their drawer before pressing a sticker to emily's shirt]

y/n: snailed it

Souheki, Fluff, 1k

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“You’re so, so, so pretty,” Dazai slurred, hand cupping Ranpo’s face. He’d been like this for the past ten minutes, alcohol turning him into the world’s biggest sap. “Like, super pretty.”

Ranpo giggled, gently moving the whiskey bottle out of reach. “So you’ve told me.”

Dazai shook his head, motions slow and awkward as he held him close. “No, you’re, like… so, so gorgeous. Like- like a sunset.”

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guess whos back. anyways this is. pretty bad and idont like the pacing but its my self indulgent gay little fic leave me alone

tumblr tuesday: the ineffable husbands return!

...and with them, your ineffably beautiful fanart of Aziraphale and Crowley. It's also worth pointing out that most of this art was posted in the last day or so. The show has been out for a mere weekend. Please never change, Tumblr <3

(This post goes out to everyone who has seen the second season. SPOILERS AHEAD. MILD BUT STILL SPOILERY. PLEASE BE WARNED.)

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Inspired by that one wan! Chapter