Yelling "oh My GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT DOG?" At A Pile Of Partially Dissolved Leaf Litter And Watching

Posts like this are why I open tumblr

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

If we ever got an in depth look at Jake's messages I feel like at least 80% would be just this

people have DEFINITELY done this before

This is exactly what I imagine the "Not now sweatie mommy's cyberbullying" mom posting on her outdated forum pages arguing with the only other people online who too are actively arguing against new members when not with themselves

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I think regular vampires don't suck it up through their teeth but just leave there teeth in the puncture because it's easier to drink and wastes less blood

The ones always trying to look hot bite and then lick it up for extra appeal points but just look stupid by vampire standards because licking it up gives it chance to get everywhere and overall get less blood

poll because i remember arguing about this with a friend once

also please reblog after you vote i wanna see everyones thoughts

pet peeve of mine whenever I talk about being bisexual online and people want to make it about them

is it mitski depression or is it jack stauber depression

Boondocks Comic Strip

It’s not just a tv show, it started out as a comic strip. I caught it on the internet about a year before the show came out. This strip right here is one of my current favorites.

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