Wait Ok. Beavis And Butthead Would Love Hanging Out With Rodrick Heffley

has this been done

girl you've been running through my mind all day

Posts like this are why I open tumblr

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

This is cruel and unusual

It's "See how well you can follow instructions" time ya lil fuckers!!

Here's a poll, you can't press any of the options, that's the only rule, no voting, reblogs, likes, and comments are totally allowed, you just can't vote

You all have one week, let's see how this goes

@maryland-no-rabies Tagging cause I need people to see this

Have fun !!

"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

meow

Pls reblog if u vote :)

Here’s a random poll since I’m a bit high on pain meds and can’t think of anything better 🥳