So True, I’ve Got That Same Dilemma Going On Here, I Just Hope I Win At Least One 50/50. If I Do It’ll

he's like an old tattered dog plushie that someone left out in the rain for 3 weeks so you pick it up and give it a nice bath but then you find out there's dynamite inside it

wait.. so you’re telling me that I have friends? Since when???

peak german television

someone throws mysterious foam in your face

Ok, here we go. Grundsatzfrage (und Uquiz) der Woche: Welcher Blechkuchen bist du?

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wtf am I supposed to be? A bubble bro??

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

I got ‘everybody‘ by the Backstreet Boys, so OBVIOUSLY I‘ll do it lmao

That song is a vibe

You've probably seen polls about "Would you sing for X minutes / in front of X many people / etc. for $" before. Well. Here's another one!

If you sing a song in front of 50,000 people, you get a million dollars... but this time, you don't get to pick the song.

Spin this wheel of song options, and that's what you have to sing in front of a stadium full of people. You will have 30 minutes to prepare.

Reblog with the star wars character(s) based on your last meal or snack

Foster 😭😭 not u liking everything

Ich vermisse dich!!!!

omg I just saw that I accidentally unfollowed you 😭

I swear I didn’t do that on purpose, ya see I’ve been sick the last couple of days and I’ve been spending way too much time on my phone lmao. I think I just wanted to go on your profile or smth but oh well..

I’M BACK ON MY BULLSHIT NOW :)

Ich vermisse dich auch 🫠