Don't be a douche on my dash. [Pronouns: He/They. 1998]
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TINY STEVE WOULD FUCKIN WRECK CATCALLERS CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT LITTLE PRE-SERUM SHIT BACK IN BROOKLYN IF SOMEONE WAS HOOTING AND HOLLERING AT A GIRL ON THE STREET HE WOULD LAUNCH ALL NINETY POUNDS OF ASTHMA AT THEM WHILE BUCKY GETS THE GIRL TO A SAFE DISTANCE AND DOUBLES BACK TO GET HIS TINY ANGRY CHIHUAHUA OF A BEST FRIEND OUT OF THE FRAY
what a beautiful person
A group of Slytherin students camping outside the common room because the password is something bigoted and they refuse to say it
“Hello, Clarice…”
Photos via The Dodo
We’ve decreased the mass of the earth by sending out space probes that can’t come back.
http://bead-bead.tumblr.com/post/116533125558/elatrometer-feminist-cardassian-greyjoy
Can we talk about how Steve Rogers would probably fight to keep abortion legal and safe, because he saw how many people used to die back in...
things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:
suits
lacy lingerie
eyeliner
AU where McGonagall puts her foot down and says ‘you’re going to give Lily and James and Sirius and Remus and Peter’s boy to WHO?’ and proceeds to destroy every argument Albus has by saying ‘you don’t want him raised so he’s revered and pampered? Fine, give him to me, I’ll raise him.’
She would be strict and firm but Harry would never doubt that he was loved and important; just no more than anyone else.
Ahead of the British general election on May 7th, Game of Thrones anarchist-in-chief – and first-time voter – Maisie Williams has a message for the youth of today. [x]
Sterek + text posts
so in iron man 2
a little boy in an iron man helmet tries to shoot one of the rampaging suits with his lil toy flight stabilizers
in spider-man 2
a little boy puts on his spiderman suit and stands up against the rhino
that’s great for all the little boys in the theater, but you know what I want?
i want a little girl to help the heroes
i want a six-year old redhead to kick nat’s gun to her
i want a twelve-year old with braces and a lisp to shake cap back to consciousness
i want a nine-year old latina girl to take clint by the hand and walk him down unfamiliar streets back to the main fight
i want a sixteen-year old black girl to kick an enemy in the back of the knees to save sam wilson
because girls are sitting in that audience too
and they deserve to see that
Gryffindor:
Hufflepuff:
Ravenclaw:
Slytherin:
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wooooo tumblr famous…can I have your autograph ^_^
Here you go, always nice to meet a fan.
Don’t worry I won’t let my fame go to my head. OOPS TOO LATE.
markruffalo is a gem.
markruffalo is a gem.
Raise your glass to P!nk who flawlessly shut down Internet hate about her supposed weight gain.
And here’s a friendly reminder, to all the haters, that P!nk is athletic enough to effortlessly do this while singing:
why the fuck is there so much stigma surrounding going to the movies by yourself why the fuck do you need someone to help you sit in the dark and look at a wall for two hours “oh look at that dork they don’t even have a friend to ignore for the entire duration of this event”
there are actual people out there who want to genetically modify carnivores so they no longer eat other animals
im going to fly away from this planet goodbye
ok yeah but slytherin muggleborns buying a shitload of those really cheap ballpoint pens beore every term and selling them to pureblood/halfblood students for like 10 sickles a pen and all these kids are just mystified by the fact that they dont have to constantly dip quills when they write essays
“Are you sure they’re not related?” “Absolutely sure, Bond is as British as can be, and Barton is as American as they come.” “I still have my doubts.”
Okay so what would happen if someone used one of Tonks’s hairs in polyjuice potion?? Would they turn into her unchanged self (brown hair and relatively plain face?) Would they turn into whatever she looked like when they took the hair? What she looked like at the moment they took the potion? Would they be able to shapeshift? I’m confused.
William the Bloody, slayer of Slayers, one of the worst vampires in history
Not usually one for fashion or fancy dresses but holy fuck O.o
The Nightly Show, April 16, 2015
*hand movements*
This is like the cutest thing ever