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Solar eclipse. March 20th 2015 as seen from Leicester, UK

Now as a .gif,  because this is Tumblr

English Bulldog puppy loves his new bed 

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imagine being an old-timey gangster but instead of having people murdered you had them loved. that’s pretty much my dream job now that i think about it. all sittin in bars in a pinstriped suit, being all “hey tony. see that guy over there? go take care of him, if you know what i mean.” and then tony goes and gives him a hug

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Things St Patrick probably said

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

it’s amazing how frozone’s wife didn’t even show her face in the incredibles and had like the smallest role ever yet somehow succeeded in delivering the best lines in animation history

making a joke and waiting for a response like

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

dont send nudes… send xrays its whats inside that counts

The word “nun” is just the letter “n” doing a cartwheel.

My Mum's friend Matthew 'Smithy' Smith had a brother called Johnathan... does that count?

John Smith is known as an incredibly standard men’s name, but I’ve never met anyone called John Smith

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

When a plan interferes with a meal or snack time

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

If I had an identical twin, we would move to opposite ends of the country and tell none of our new friends that we had a twin. Then when one of us dies, the other would attend the funeral and whisper “it’s your fault” to random people, then leave.

#WHAT HAPPENED IN FUCKING BUDAPEST FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK

I'd like to see a Hawkeye and Black Widow origins trilogy. It could be called Budapest.

Film One; Title: Hawkeye - How Clint Remembers It. Synopsis: Clinton Francis Barton's life from childhood, to orphanage, to the circus, to S.H.I.E.L.D, to recruiting Natasha, to Budapest, to the Avengers. (His memory of Budapest is 'we are overwhelmed but if we keep calm and kill the enemy we'll get through')

Film Two; Title: Black Widow - How Natasha Remembers It. Synopsis: Natasha Romanoff from the Red Room, her most important kills, to being recruited by Clint to S.H.I.E.L.D, to Budapest, to the Avengers. (Her memory of Budapest is 'killing my enemies is fun and I'm glad I'm on the good side')

Film Three; Title: What Really Happened - What Happens at Budapest, Stays at Budapest. Synopsis: lots of screaming, blood and explosions. 'Shoot anything that moves in a vaguely suspicious manner!'. 

Bonus; Stan Lee Cameo: Natasha and Clint are walking through S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ, Stan Lee is a janitor. He shakes his head at Clint " really? Another one? You have to stop recruiting Hits, Agent Barton" and Clint's all like "Fury won't mind". Natasha and Clint leave and janitor!Stan Lee mutters "kids" in exasperation.

I wonder if I have ever unknowingly set off a chain of events that lead to someone’s death.