Ok Yeah But Slytherin Muggleborns Buying A Shitload Of Those Really Cheap Ballpoint Pens Beore Every

You can only reblog this today.

nudists don’t have pockets

I wonder if I have ever unknowingly set off a chain of events that lead to someone’s death.

reblog if you’re part of the holy trinity of ignored sexualities

pansexual, bisexual, asexual

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

bead-bead:

Oh yeah. Clearly, he’s the fella over there with the hella good hair.

“I watched Fifty Shades of Grey the other day, and-you know that guy from Silence of the Lambs? Not as creepy. Not as creepy as the guy in Fifty Shades.” (X)

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.