Darian Sperry 180 lb (81.65 kg) Snatch

It will never cease to amuse me that UKIP seem to have got their colour scheme from the Standing At The Back Dressed Stupidly And Looking Stupid Party from Blackadder.

Solar eclipse. March 20th 2015 as seen from Leicester, UK

Now as a .gif,  because this is Tumblr

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“How you’ve managed to acquire the status of Gryffindor’s slut and the castle’s most ellusive, unobtainable bloke I’ll never know.”

Sirius laughed as he looked up at Lily Evans, who flopped grumpily onto the sofa beside him.

“Harriet Bleakly wants to know if you really felt up...

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

If I had an identical twin, we would move to opposite ends of the country and tell none of our new friends that we had a twin. Then when one of us dies, the other would attend the funeral and whisper “it’s your fault” to random people, then leave.

there are actual people out there who want to genetically modify carnivores so they no longer eat other animals

im going to fly away from this planet goodbye

When a plan interferes with a meal or snack time

(becca10ny)