“Firstly, I’m Glad You Survived. I Don’t Know How You Can Stand All That Water. Secondly, Come

“Look how pretty my notes are!! Too bad I’ll never study them”

“I might look fine in class but I’m dying inside"

“I’ve never seen frozen and at this point i’m afraid to"

“when the professor shows up I’m just gonna get up, make eye contact, and leave”

”shut the fuck up and eat your shitty frosted flakes”

If you’re going to defend Logan Paul in any way,

Do me a favour and just unfollow me and get out.

Sugar Glider Eating Yogurt

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

One day I'm going to snap and murder everyone...

put the crystals away everyone, jamie has a better solution

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

Ethiopian opal geode

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