“How You’ve Managed To Acquire The Status Of Gryffindor’s Slut And The Castle’s Most Ellusive,

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You can only reblog this today.

Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you

Where are those woke white people at!?

When the Hulk gives up and reverts to Bruce Banner, he just rage quit.

AU where McGonagall puts her foot down and says ‘you’re going to give Lily and James and Sirius and Remus and Peter’s boy to WHO?’ and proceeds to destroy every argument Albus has by saying ‘you don’t want him raised so he’s revered and pampered? Fine, give him to me, I’ll raise him.’

She would be strict and firm but Harry would never doubt that he was loved and important; just no more than anyone else.

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

Book Ginny is the best Ginny

Yelpers let homophobic Indiana pizza shop have it 

If you publicize your bigoted views on television, don’t be surprised if the mighty force of the Internet soon rains down on you. Memories Pizza, a small shop in Walkerton, Indiana, is learning this lesson the hard way. And there’s several more where the above came from.

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

markruffalo is a gem.