Twisted Wonderland Theory

Fire and Water

I am a sensitive person.

I am an emotional person.

One poke is like the stab of a knife.

One tickle makes me choke.

One little insult, scold, or anything

Is enough to extinguish my sun

Burn out my stars

And blow out my candle.

One little insult, scold, or anything

Is enough to make me cry

A waterfall of tears.

But are you any better?

You are a hypocritical person.

You are a cowardly person.

You tell me not to become a bonfire

For as many times as there are stars in the sky,

Despite being a volcano

That has been erupting every time I dim.

You tell me I never swallow my own poison

Despite never seeing your own.

You see my itty-bitty tears

And run from them like a tsunami

And tell me to praise you like a hero. 

And now,

I am nothing.

Nothing to you,

Nothing to myself,

Nothing to anyone.

I could have shone like the sun, moon, and stars

Except my light

That is still so bright

Is all covered up.

However,

The most I could do

Is take my tears,

My drops, 

My waterfall,

My ocean,

My tsunami

And use them as watercolor paint

And make something beautiful.

So here I am

Uncovering my light.

Author's notes: This is a poem I wrote a couple weeks ago expressing my emotions after a fight with my parents. Coincidentally, I got into another one with them today.

This is giving Headmage Dire Crowley vibes

How I would have reacted if I was Y/N (Not Mean Girl! AU)

Riddle

If I were Y/N in this situation, as a good, loving, unselfish girlfriend (or now ex-girlfriend), I would honestly feel more concerned rather than angry with him for breaking up with me because his mother ordered him to, considering how strict she is and how much an influence she has on his mental health. However, I would still be very disappointed in his cowardice and not choosing to stand up to his mother on my behalf considering how WE BOTH know that she is a nightmare. So, I actually would accept him breaking up with me with dignity and grace and leave the place composed but feeling both disappointed in him and concerned for his health and relationships.

Leona

Obviously, Leona, even if he is a Second Prince, is still a prince, and therefore it is his duty to find a royal bride suitable for himself, his family, and station. Therefore, I would actually not be devastated or heartbroken at all if he were to break up with me because he has an arranged marriage with another, especially a princess, considering how I honestly would have known this was going to happen eventually. So, I would leave the place gracefully and composed and grateful for having experienced being loved by him in my life.

Idia

To be honest, if I were Y/N, I would honestly completely understand Idia's reason for breaking up with me because either way, the relationship would end. However, I would feel extremely disappointed that I could prolong the relationship further until the day I leave Twisted Wonderland. The only time I would feel angry is when I find out his real reason, not because I do not appreciate being protected from STYX, but because Idia lied to me. It would only be for that I would begin raging.

Malleus (And Lilia)

Similarly to Leona, if Malleus were to dump me because of an arranged political marriage with another, I would honestly be fine with it because I knew that it would happen one day and instead be grateful that I moment in his life for once. However, what I don't like is not the fact that he broke up with me, but THE WAY that he AND Lilia did it. If that were to happen, I would wait a couple of months before enacting my revenge to humiliate them both.

When he break up with you (riddle/leona/idia/ malleus X Mc)

Riddle rosehearts

• You left everything in your hand when you knew riddle called for you, you know...he's more important than anything, you made your way to the dorms as you expected him waiting for you, what could it be? Did he tell his mother about you? Or he's inviting you for a tea party and prepared some cake for you? Soon you will know....

• You knocked the door before getting in, on hearing "come in" you opened the door and walked in with a wide smile, "riddle, you called for me?" You asked with a joyful smile waitng for him to answer, his face had a mixed expression of sadness and worrying, "yes, please take a seat" he pointed to where you can sit and he sat by you not even making an eye contact with you which made you even worried.

• "I told you I'm going to tell mother about you that's right?" Riddle's eyes rised from the ground to your face then, "yes....did she accept the fact I'm being your gf?" You said with a worried smile, he lowered his gazes before he spoke again "no.....she didn't"

• You took riddle's hand into yours still smiling as you spoke " it's ok riddle, she will change her mind, I'm sure!" You tried to look him in face only to see a bitter expression on his face, "she won't and I'm afraid..." he pulled his hands from yours as your heart sink preparing yourself to the worse..

• "We have to break up"

• Time has stopped when you heard those words out of his mouth, he's not saying this is he? You laugh as you couldn't believe this, "are you joking? You're leaving me? Haven't you said you will stay by my side no matter what they said? ANSWER ME!!" you couldn't help it but screamed at him at the end of your words unable to hold your tears anymore.

• "I have no choice...I'm sorry"

• On hearing his words you couldn't handle it anymore, you ran out of the room slamming the door by you, riddle's eyes began to tear, it's harder on him more than you, he was angiry and all against it.....but he has no choice.

• Weeks passed and you were a crying mess, not even attending any lessons or talking to anyone, but in the last few days you began to come back again but this time with a brighter smile than ever, riddle decided to ditch everything and all orders he took to not talk to you anymore and decided to talk to you.

• "(Y/n) i was thinking....i don't want to listen to her orders again....i want to be with you!" Riddle was all determined talking to you, you gave him a smile preparing to speak again but that's when kalim dashed towards you giving you a big hug.

• "Finally found you! Come on, jamil has prepared lunch for us and then we will go in a trip on the magic carpet" kalim held your arm dragging you with him away from riddle before you even speak, he held his arm in sadness as all he could think about was your bright smile when you were with someone else,someone isn't him.....

Leona kingscholar

• "Come again?" You're not sure if you didn't hear him well or he's joking or what is it anymore, is he seriously saying he wants to break up with you or this is one of his jokes...

• "Again, we have to break up" Leona sigh before pushing those heavy words from his mouth, he couldn't handle saying it once so you made him say it twice now,"and that's for?" You tried your best not to seem hurt as you rised an eyebrow questioning.

• "They arranged a marriage to me, they want me to marry a silly princess from a nearby kingdom to make an alliance with this kingdom that's it" leona closed his eyes as he tried his best not to get mad while speaking about them.

• "And you agreed?" You crossed your arms on your chest not liking what you just heard, " they are driving me mad and farena doesn't stop talking about this....they even want me to get engaged with her next holiday!" Leona hide his face with one hand as he spoke.

• "And since when you listen to anyone? Especially farena?" This time you began to get mad , you admit you even wanted to slap him!, "you don't understand anything"

• "Fine...and i don't want to understand, if breaking up is that what you want then you got it...i wish you happiness with someone else!" As stubborn he is you were also stubborn doing your best hiding your feelings..the daggers were staping you in your heart, once you closed the door and took some far steps from his room you begain crying and wailing, you think he didn't hear that? He did and it broke every inch of his loving heart to you, he squeezed his eyes shut, headache was already getting the best of him but breaking your heart was worse than headache.

• That was rough two months on the both of you, him being moody and getting mad at anyone and you for not trusting anyone anymore and not event talking with others, you just decided to keep your feelings for yourself but things can change sometimes.

• Leona saw you more active and all fresh new, did you forget about him that quickly? He moved by your direction as you were in the hall, you were speaking with someone else and laughing it was like you're finally back happy, leona take a hide as he moved closer but he was torn to see that you're talking to lilia! The vice of that lizard?! Why him!? He decided he's going to talk to you about that as he stopped you for a talk.

• "Can i talk to you alone?" It was more like a command not a request, you looked at lilia asking and he nodded and left you alone with a wide smile, "well actually i didn't expect you after being the girlfriend of a prince to become a friend with the lizard's servant I'm impressed!" Liona rised an eyebrow to you as he spoke in a sarcastic tone holding your arm into his grib which you of course didn't like...

• " well i prefer to be with a servant that truly loves me than to be with a prince that threw me away only because he was ordered to! Unfortunately....i thought myself valuable for you....." pulling your hand from his grib you walked away to catch with lilia who was watching over you from afar leaving leona hurt alone standing in the hall...

Idia shroud

• "(Y/n)! You have to decide now, it's either you stay with me forever or go back to your world!" It was the first time idia seem that serious with you, it's not like you're going to your home now since no one found you a way yet so you decided to laugh it off with idia, "idia what do you mean? I'm always here for you!"

• "Not forever! One day you will leave me! And i will go back to be alone again, if you're going to leave then we have to break up right now!" Idia gave you his back as he spoke out, it was the first time you see him like that...."break up?!"

• "Yes! If you're going to leave me then there's no need for me to get attached to someone will leave me at last.....I HATE TEMPORARILY PEOPLE!" idia shouted made your heart jump from it's place, you ran to him to comfort him, you held his arm trying to face him as you tried your best to not seem sad from what he said...he didn't mean it, right?

• "Idia, i will always be by your side as long as I'm here but when it's time to go back i have to....i have a family waiting for me..." you were going to hug him and that's when he pushed you away, "then it's your choice to leave me then....I'm sorry (y/n) we have to break up!"

• "IDIA WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! Are you dumping me for that reason? Was i a game in your hand to toy with and leave it whenever you're tired? If that what you think of me then i will give you what you want and i will leave you...but when you know your fault don't come talk to me!" You shouted at him as you pulled him from his jacket to face your crying ones, you collected your strength to speak again "it was my fault i loved someone like you!" You threw him to the ground, you left him and ran back to your room crying, he was on the floor hugging his knees hiding his face with his hands almost crying, he felt a hand on his shoulder...it was ortho..

• "Nii san....why didn't you tell her the truth?" Ortho looked at idia in sadness as idia burst out into tears hugging his little brother tightly, "i had to do that , it's better if she don't know....when they knew im in love with a normal human they were going to get rid of her...it's all for her good to stay away from me"

• It hurts idia deeply what he said to you and what have you also said to him before you leave, but as long as you're safe then it's going to be ok, but he wasn't ok seeing you playing board games with azul every once in a while and spend time with him....and most importantly your smile that you used to bright up his day with are no longer his, he held his chest tightly crying, it was all for your own good.....

Malleus draconia

• He was worried, not like every time he used to be, he's not that joyful person but at least not by you, you grew more worried as he was avoiding your gazes to him and that's when you decided to speak, "malleus...are you ok?" You looked at him with a questioning expression unable to read his face for the first time.

• He took a deep breath before he looked at you with a serious face, "i think we should break up" you froze for a second not knowing how to react to this sudden decision that he made all alone, " why should we? Have i done something that made you mad at me? Have i said something wrong or that's because of my carefree actions? I'm sorry, i will change it all but Don't leave me!" Your eyes began to tear, you didn't know what you did wrong!

• "Look....it's better if you stay away from me....that's my problem not yours" he looked at you with a frown as he spoke, he seriously want to break up with you? , "have i complained? I accept you with all your problems in all your forms!" You reached your hand to his back as he was facing the wall, what you couldn't see back then the pain into his face, he really doesn't want this....

• "(Y/n) it's all over between us! And....there's another one in homeland that is going to be my partner, one day you will go back to your word and i don't want to be alone anymore"

• "Malleus, have you replaced me?" You cried out you lunge as your tears were running down your face like a waterfall, your crying squeezed his heart , it's not easy for him as well, "i stood by you when no one was here, i never feard you, i loved you from the bottom of my heart...and what i got in reward that you replaced me?!" You held into malleus' back crying even harder, "please tell me you're not doinf this to me, tell me that is not real!"

• And that's when you heard another voice in the room " you're not the appropriate mach with malleus, we already found him the better ones so please calmly leave the place with no more struggling!" Your eyes widened on hearing lilia's words, it was the first time you ever hear him speaking to you in that tone, you left malleus back and took your way out of diasomania.

• Poor malleus stood there, he squeezed his eyes shut as he can't believe what he has done to you, you really were the most kind person towards him and he didn't want all of this to happen...

• "You did the right thing" said lilia before leaving malleus alone into his room..

• Time passed and you stopped hearing about malleus or even want to talk to him again, you were out of class waiting for someone, malleus saw you standing there and without thinking he began to walk towards you, but only to find another blonde guy running towards you, you were so happy to see him, " o mon fleur, sorry if i kept you waiting" it was rook hunt, he took your both hands and placed a Kiss on each one as you giggled on his action he continued, "come on, i will prepare us some tea and then we will do some skin-care routine!!" The happy guy took your hand walking you away from malleus' sight , he deeply wanted to go talk to you again but he will never do that after what happened this day.....

Even a hundred apologies will never cure broken hearts....

PureLily vs PureCacao vs other CRK Ships

Some time ago, while I was looking for some Twisted Wonderland fanfic, I came across a post by @blues824 that was about Twisted Wonderland boys x Pure Vanilla Cookie! Reader. Confused about what that was, I looked it up and discovered the Cookie Run: Kingdom character, Pure Vanilla Cookie, the game Cookie Run: Kingdom, the character, White Lily Cookie, and most importantly, the ship, PureLily (Pure Vanilla Cookie x White Lily Cookie). Later on, I discovered the story behind the game and ship and other ships in the game's fandom as well, most notably, PureLily's rival ship, PureCacao. I wanted to know what you guys thought about the CRK ships.

Also, just so you guys know, I possess very little knowledge about the game, Cookie Run: Kingdom. However, since I prefer chronology, I will focus on Twisted Wonderland first, and then Cookie Run: Kingdom.

What I envision Queen Maleficia to look like!

The Draconia Family

Malleus's mother and grandmother

I made his mother look more youthful

As for the grand mother i also didn't want to make her look too old since fae don't age regularly like humans

I'm currently drawing a mini-comic with them as main characters

Saw your one post. Do you have any headcanons about the OCs you named dropped? 👀

Oh, yes, I do! Moreover, I plan to introduce them on my blog in other posts! Have a great day! 💝

Guys . . . I was wondering . . .

Wondaventure, a Royal Sword Academy Dorm

Background:

Wondaventure is the dorm inspired by The Wondrous Lady in Blue's spirit (Alice from Alice in Wonderland)'s spirit of creativity and imagination. The students of this dorm are curious, innovative, and eager to learn and try something new. However, they often get misunderstood as being weird and crazy.

Emblem:

Wondaventure's emblem consist of, but are not limited to, the colors white, yellow, and of course, sky blue, as a reference to The Wondrous Lady in Blue (Alice)'s appearance and outfit. It also portrays a white rabbit, clock, blue caterpillar, butterflies, red and white roses, and blue and pink flamingos.

Appearance and Location:

Wondaventure's entrance, like all the other six dorms, is located in Royal Sword Academy's Portal Room. To enter Wondaventure, one must jump down a rabbit hole-like portal.

Wondaventure's dorm building resembles a combination of the White Rabbit's house from the animated Alice in Wonderland and the Ascot Manor from the live-action Alice in Wonderland. It is a lovely yet quirky looking sky blue mansion painted with lively and exuberant shades of pink and magenta. Its roof resembles bundles of straw topped with a teapot lid. Its sky blue color is the dorm's main color as well as a reference to Alice herself, its straw roof and pink stripes are a nod to the White Rabbit's house, the magenta stripes are inspired by the Chesire Cat, and its teapot lid roof are a reference to the Mad Hatter.

Wondaventure's exterior consists of a golden gazebo facing a backyard garden containing many rose bushes of both red and white roses and many other plants. There are also a few bushes in the front of the dorm. Wondaventure is also encircled by golden gates resembling flamingos.

Uniform:

Wondaventure is the only dorm in Royal Sword Academy to not have its own official uniform. This is because the dorm's spirit emphasizes the significance of adventure, discovery, and freedom from rules and restrictions.

Customs:

(I have not seen the Alice in Wonderland movies, so there is a chance that this will be inaccurate, limited, or changed in the future)

Much like Heartslabyul, Wondaventure also hosts unbirthday parties, but instead of serving strawberry tarts and tea, it is customary to instead serve oyster dishes, butterfly-shaped bread, biscuits with the words "eat me" written in frosting, and drinks placed in bottles engraved with the words "drink me".

They also host croquet matches using pink and blue flamingos and hedgehogs.

Characters:

Alexander “Alex” Wondrionne (twisted from Alice) - The housewarden of Wondaventure who is also the second son of a duke. His carefree, rebellious, and imaginative personality fit perfectly with the dorm's spirit yet contrast greatly with his noble status.

Chenille Sommerfly (twisted from Blue Caterpillar) - The enigmatic yet charming vice-housewarden of Wondaventure known for offering helpful advice yet also confusing his peers with complex riddles.

Artemiy "Che'nya" Artemiyevich Pinker (twisted from Chesire Cat) - A mysterious, whimsical, and playful cat beastman known for pranking people with his ability to turn invisible and getting them into trouble.

Michael Bavarder (twisted from Tweedle Dee) - A playful and talkative gossip who often quarrels and competes with his twin brother whom he insists is younger than him. Always loves a game.

Gabriel Bavarder (twisted from Tweedle Dum) - A cheerful yet competitive social butterfly who often accompanies his twin brother despite frequently arguing with him. His slanderous gossip often leads to chaotic drama.

Relationship with Heartsabyul:

While Royal Sword Academy and Night Raven College are in a bitter rivalry in general, Wondaventure and Heartslabyul are especially hostile towards each other. This is because Wondaventure is twisted from Alice, the main protagonist of Alice in Wonderland, while Heartslabyul is twisted from the main antagonist. This contrasts with popular belief, in which it is commonly believed in Twisted Wonderland that the Wondrous Lady in Blue and the Queen of Hearts were good allies. There are, however, a few Wondaventure and Heartslabyul students that have a good relationship, as shown by how Che'nya, Riddle, and Trey are childhood best friends who still care for each other.

Trivia:

The first half of the dorm's name, "Wonda" is derived from the word "Wonder" while the second half of the dorm's name, "aventure" is derived from the word "adventure". It can also be read as "one adventure"

The dorm's name was originally going to be derived from a French translation. However, seeing that none of the words felt right, the author (me) chose to create the name of the dorm based on whatever came to her mind

The term "Wondrous Lady in Blue" is inspired by a Royal Sword Academy AU fanfiction on quotev

Twisted Wonderland Genderbend Names

Riddle Rosehearts - Riddlie Rosehearts

Ace Trappola - Ashley Trappola

Deuce Spade - Denise Spade

Trey Clover - Tracy Clover

Cater Diamond - Catie Diamond

Leona Kingscholar - Leona Kingscholar

Ruggie Bucchi - Regina Bucchi

Jack Howl - Jackie Howl

Azul Ashengrotto - Azura Ashengrotto

Jade Leech - Jade Leech

Floyd Leech - Fiona Leech

Kalim Al-Asim - Kali Al-Asim

Jamil Viper - Jamila Viper

Vil Schoenheit - Ville Schoenheit

Rook Hunt - Rachel Hunt

Epel Felmier - Estelle Felmier

Idia Shroud - Idia Shroud

Ortho Shroud - Ortha Shroud

Malleus Draconia - Mallory Draconia

Lilia Vanrouge - Lilia Vanrouge

Silver - Silvia

Sebek Zigvolt - Rebecca Zigvolt

Author's Note: Some of these names were taken or inspired by @thelamentknight