Yes. I Would Like You To Purchase Me Alcohol.

Miyamoto Musashi - references,

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE OF THAT GIF

One of my favorites, I've been saving it for a long time.I loved that movie. 

New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.

There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.

If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:

"I like your shoelaces."

The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:

"Thanks! I stole them from the president."

I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)

To everyone running here for refuge from Twitter since they are selling it to Elon Musk, welcome! In order to survive here, you must sacrifice one of your monsters or discard your entire hand.

we can get a bunch of booze and have a giant party ok

When you’re old, all you want to do is stare at the scenery. It’s so strange. I’ve never felt so peaceful before.

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Oh my, oh goodness, what did I do? What did I do? Did I burn the muffins again?*Hides under blankets*......Did I leave the seat up?*Finally notices that it's my name**Peeks out from blankets*Yes? ...Hello?Long time no see!*Smiles* Oh my, oh hoodness, what did I do? What did I do? Did I burn the muffins again?

*Hides under blankets*......Did I leave the seat up?*Finally notices that it's my name**Peeks out from blankets*Yes? ...Hello?Long time no see!*Smiles*