Ok. So, Me Being Me I Was Rewatching The Intro For LMK Season 4 Again, And I Noticed Something... Strange?

I like cult of the lamb, and this is an interesting AU.

Mercy Gone Wrong AU Masterpost

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Annotation:

«After the final fight Lambert spares Narinder, believing that it was finally over. However, one little moment of distraction was enough for Narinder to give Lambert a nasty surprise right after. It didn't work as The One Who Waits planned, resulting in Lambert getting stuck inside the Red Crown.

Unable to get separated, Narinder and Lambert must now learn how to work with each other to keep sustaining the cult while also searching for a way to free Lambert from the Crown.

Both of them are in blissful ignorance, unaware of the bigger picture that was always there.»

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A/N:

If you a Narilamb shipper, please read this so that you knew what to expect, thank you :">

About why some things in the asks might be different from the comic.

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References:

Narinder & Lambert, Narinder's robes, Bishop Narinder

Pre-MGW Lambert, Pre-Red Crown Lambert

Nerita

Leshy, Heket, Shamura

Haro

The Fox

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I won't let you go

The aftermath (ask)

Handwriting

The Crowns

Owner-user system for the Crowns (ask)

Axe

Midas

House

How Lambert runs the cult (ask)

Not trash

How do I speak?

A bit more about Lambert's functions (text)

Dolls

Do you feel content?

Can't be separated

Covered in blood

Maze of consciousness

Not a God, nor a mortal or a beast

We were watched

Care

A cry for help

A rare book

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Papa XD.

Baby Dream wins the poll! Not surprised, look at that little face XD

So Dream is a child of the End, created by Exdee because he wanted to try his hand at creating something other than mobs. And from the first moment, he is smitten with his little one. And yes in my AU Exdee is a good dad, he tries his very best considering being mostly void. Dream is a very happy baby - and very cuddly too, for a while Exdee was unable to work without having his hands full. But he doesn't mind.

When Dream disappears as a child - Exdee is absolutely devastated. (Lady Death tries her best to console him but to no avail - and many years later, when she has Wilbur, she understands.)

I have have reached a new high in DPS Idle gold rush at 2905 and have learned a few more things. 1, the game really does not like you upgrading the guild bonus after guild reset with the silver guild. it seems to lead to a plethora of overflow issues. 2, the time skip function in guild rush does not seem to remove your playable time, just changes all other clocks in game. and 3, the last chest is stacked.

so, I think I have more knowledge now of how to get gold rush even farther, and I can't wait till I can get the last chest outside of gold rush. for now, I think I'll cancel out of gold rush and start fresh again another day.

in case your wondering:

Hog: DPS %

Bouncer: DPS and % gold per monster

essence of mana: % magic potion duration

Vortex: Deck 2 power increase %

Mage's tower: Magic sphere power %

Sorcerer: DPS, DPS %, and stronger upgrades

Portal: Hero EXP %

Hand of power: Sphere filling per click

Clock Tower: % gold per monster

Imp Worker: chance of obtaining skull %

i can't give you a guess of their normal starting values because... well, all the spent gems, but this at least can give people an idea of what is next.

Well, I want a full AU of this.

Would you bring Macaque trap in ice story from twitter to tumblr?

Sure . Just have in mind that my style for them changed a bit , it was kinda rushed and it was supposed to be 3 page long- ( long ass post)

Ok, big news has come up involving what has happened with the Eggs in today's lore! Those who haven't watched anything Phil, Bad, Cellbit, Tubbo, Forever or Pac have done today, go watch and then come back, I refuse to spoil the insanity that went down!

Ok, so today Phil, Bad, and Celbit we're working to try and free Forever and Pac from the drugs the federation had given them. Eventually managing to do so after trapping Forever and Pac in cage traps in the secret organization working to free the residents from the island and destroy the federation.

While Forever was coming down from the effects of the drugs before being given the antidote he revealed something while hallucinating Cellbit as Cucarucho. He revealed that the eggs hadn't been taken by the federation this time, but had instead insticualy run away from something much more dangerous that has invaded the island. Something that wasn't the Federation or the Codes.

This is very disturbing, because it means the Eggs know instinctively that there was nothing their parents could do to protect them from whatever was coming. And with how abruptly they left it means whatever was coming that would be coming for the eggs has to be coming SOON. If I had to guess, I would say by the end of this week or early next week.

We don't know. But I can tell you, this is very interesting and leads to more questions of "what is going on?"

Also, for those who saw Etoiles fighting the code and winning, one of the few things the Code had on them was a book that Etoiles translated as saying one word, "protect." But protect from what? Protect self? Protect island? Protect against the attack that is coming? Was the message only for the code or was it meant for Etoiles?

... I want to see a fan fiction of this.

I would make it, but I have 0 idea how to do zombie stuff!

so it my birthday's today, and in honor of such occasion, i will be the one to give the gift of content to the starving technoblade stans

enjoy this headcanon

(and a bird dad gettin pissed cuz you didnt to take your anti-zombie meds)

... Now I need to read this.

UnderMaze Chapter 3: Part 13 & End

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AH this took me way longer than it should have to get to finish but Chapter 3 is over!

< Part 12 | Chapter 4 >

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Credits

UnderMaze by jasmynation

Ink Sans created by myebi

Error Sans created by loverofpiggies

Undertale by TobyFox

QSMP Philza update, go watch the Wednesday the 25th and Friday 27th updates if you don't want to be spoiled.

Nothing really major happened Wensday, philza went exploring for a bit after getting on to see if there was more black concrete, which there was.

He then spawns in his Minime who he later names Little Twat (not a joke).

Then he spends an hour and a half with Fit and Tubbo talking to the new Cururucho AI at spawn, occasionally getting flirted at, told stuff that could not be true and such, and trying to exploit the AI.

They then went to lucky duck before returning to spawn because Tubbo needed to get his minime Kitkat back after it randomly disappeared. So a random fed. worker came, had Tubbo dance then Phil got board and decided to work on leveling his minime, leading him to dig down under spawn to tr and find iron I believe leading him to drop down into a massive wold edit hole. Cucurucho then joins Phil stares at the strange area before giving Phil a quest to build an aquarium.

Phil then went off to gather materials and mobs for the aquarium, was joined by Fit for a while before Fit leaves, after which Phil spends a few minutes exploring before returning to spawn near the nino to "build the aquarium," if you count an outdoor aquarium with 5 tanks and no other infrastructure. However it counted so Cucurucho have Phil his requested building block rainbow glass or at least the components for it. Phil then went to gather sand for the glass, spent time looking at glitched terain for an hour or so. After which he headed home, hat a none cannon chat with BadBoyHalo and Royer about whether the Brazil or Vagus trips were better, before Phil went off to do a few cores before getting off for the day at the nest.

Friday had some lore happen, but it was nothing major or egg related. If anything it related back to the bird cage with the "wise crow" comment.

To give a better flow of events, Phil woke up, decided to work on upgrading his now 2 mini me's, affectionately called Little Twat, and Little Shit (normally, I would censor a curse, but the name is the curse word so...). With Little Shot asking for a weird mushroom (twice.). After doing some of the Minime quests he went home, had an existential crisis due to the black concrete at his face spreading, then went inside to check the message chest, finding nothing. Then while doing further checks he found strange vines on the inside walls of Tallulah's seed garden, which he followed to the back wall to find a picture of a skull with vines on it and a book asking if Phil remembers his time before the server and promising help.

Side note, I personally want to say that that is Kristen, the goddess of death, trying to communicate with him. It seems to out of place to be the federation, and with how different Phil's ticket is from the rest it has to point to outside interference. And one of Kristen's main ways of talking with Phil previously when lore related back to his wife revolved around crows. So her leaving a critic crow book? Seems plausible.

Plus, sleep is often described as the line between life and death.

Phill took some pictures then called Fit to come see, with Pac joining along, only for when Phil brought them to the area of the message to find it gone like it was never there and all his proof gone. This sent Phil into a minor panic that he tried to brush off, even though booth Fit and Pac believed Phil had seen something.

To get his mind off that, Phil joined Pac and Fit's dungeon crawl, during which he lost his shield, before the group separated after completing the odd triple dungeon with Phil exploring a bit to find materially to replace his shield, followed by minime item collection, a brief dungeon raid, raiding egg backpacks to get the means to get a minime item (a type of mushroom), before he goes hole, does a brief check of stops the eggs loved, ended up back at the dream spot, before going home and getting off.

Also, on the 29th, two messages's appeared on the QSMP Twitter involving the 4th, one involves the train station, one seems to involve Cheyanne.

No clue what it means, other then something happening November 4th.

Good night all.

Cute!

Wakey wakey

Oh! Cute!

This cute platypus 

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