Me If I Were A Marine Biologist

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You can only reblog this today.

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You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

HAPPY NATIONAL BROTHERS DAY TO THESE TWO GOOBERS

Gay

this isn't very kind

me frfr chat

chronic illness be like

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guys the other day i was playing roblox and i was in a Universal Studios remake thingy and one of the rides showed several different bits from different movies and actually shrieked when Jaws when mentioned.

me when Martin Brody

me watching ella do anything

my discord pfp is Martin Brody and my tumblr pfp is a great white. This is so ironic i love it

Baldness is for nerds this is a battle to the death. If you have the same character/pfp on both platforms you have to decide which is the superior.

You have to explain your reasoning in the reblogs too

oh my god i love watching columbo with my mom

Y'all should ask me questions in my lil yapper box