GUYS IM GONNA LOSE IT I NEED TO MEET MARTIN BRODY.

wwyd if i delivered a box FULL of sliced cucumbers to your house

I love cucumber… if u ever chop up a cucumber for me I will love u forever…

i cannot stand those ppl on tt who're like "3 MONTHS UNTIL TORNADO SEASON WOOOO" no. let's not! ☺️ ppl lose their homes and even their lives to those things and you're... excited for that??? like.. what??

thinkin about how Robert Shaw couldnt live to see the year 2000.

HELP??

MITSKI REFERENCE

you guys ever get so silly you just stop texting people, stop going online, stop voluntarily going outside, and stop being silly?

also back on the Quint fidgeting thing he CONSTANTLY has a toothpick in his mouth and he is like flipping it around and such in his mouth.

ummmm even if you just made a bulletpoint list of all of quint's autistic traits i would be soooo unbelievably happy, you have no idea (':

ILL HAVE TO SOME TIME THIS IS SUCH A GOOD POST IDEA… tbh a lotttt of the autistic traits i’ll give him are really just projection and HEAVY interpretation but the two i can think of off the top of my head right now are his tone of voice (even when he’s trying to be nice/sociable he sounds like he’s being a dick, like when he’s trying to show brody how to tie the knots) and i feel like he’s always kinda fidgeting with something? (i can’t remember exactly where the scene is but there’s one scene where he’s talking to brody and is just absentmindedly tying what i’m pretty sure is a loose piece of rope? and then in the cabin scene he’s always either messing with the food scraps, his mug, or his cap)

the Jaws novel is actually wild wdym you casually tossed in the F-slur 17 pages into your book, Peter?? downright diabolical but im not surprised bc it was published in th mid 70s.

these two are so homosexual. you CANNOT tell me otherwise

Chat my school is so... UGHHHHHH wdym someone sprayed fart spray and i had to sit in it for 15 minutes. i finally skedaddled to lunch (sinc i have last lunch) WND SOMEONE SPRAYE IT IN THERE SO EVERU SO OFTEN DUE TO AIR CIRCULATION, IT WOULD WAFT TO ME.