This Is How I Find Out Lol

my girl is mad at me

i hope i die

misty hate feels like a personal attack like. "oh but she broke the black box!! shes the reason theyre stuck there" GOOD now you have a show to watch!! lets all thank misty

RIP ellie williams you would have loved watching slushy noobz while off an edible

i deadass thought this was boygenius for a second.

I locked my crush’s little brother in the trunk of a car which I then proceeded to almost set on fire. AITA?

I (18m) took my crush’s (18m) little brother (16m) and locked him in the trunk of a car I was about to destroy. He seems kinda pissed? I feel like I was pretty obviously just doing it to flirt w him. Acts of service are my love language he should look it up. Also it was the 4th of July so it was a special occasion (perfect season for family based threats). People keep telling me that it was a “crime” and I should be in “federal prison” for “kidnapping ” and “arson”. I thought it was romantic. AITA?

do you even fucking care

i feel like such a basic bitch being in love w timothee chalamet but hes just so gorg

like why all of a sudden!!!?? stopppp

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY VAGINAS AND TIDDIES ON MY SCREEN I CAME HERE TO READ FLUFF FICS HOLY GOD

and she eventually let the audience go..

one can only hope xox

me and fleabag are the same in the sense that shes got an audience in her head that she talks to all the time.

the main difference is that my audience is not real

underrated yellowjackets scene is misty storming through the door of nat‘s hotel room while nat is mid-relapse, bodyslamming nat into next week, just fucking snorting all the cocaine before nat can get to it and then fighting for her fucking life because, evidently, misty quigley has never done cocaine ever before. zero thought process, zero consideration, zero alternatives. misty quigley woman of all time.