Everytime I See People Draw Or Portray Nick Valentine To Be This Oh-so Attractive And Seductive Synth

so you know how crocodile was able to run his casino, rain dinners, in alabasta while working on operation utopia? makes you wonder how a pirate was able to open such an establishment, like i know he’s technically a government sponsored pirate as a warlord but still. how could you allow a pirate to own and operate a large casino in your country?

anyways here’s my answer to that question:

Deacon: Hancock's been acting really strange with Sole. He seems... kinda into them.

Curie: What do you mean, "into them?"

Deacon: I mean into them.

Curie: Your statement is confusing. Has Hancock entered Sole in some fashion?

Deacon: Not yet.

Being a fallout fan is first a test of media literacy and if you pass that it becomes a test of endurance.

NO

Lilith: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Zer0: Y- Zer0: You were putting it in cold water? Lilith: Gaige: Lilith. Answer the question Lilith. Lilith: Yeah? I thought for like five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, I didn't realize there was an actual reason. Lilith: You think I have the patience to boil water? What the fuck? Gaige: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes? Salvador: Why are you... putting it in the microwave to boil it? Gaige: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Axton: It takes less than a minute! Gaige: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun? Axton: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Gaige: Like seven minutes. Salvador: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan. Gaige: You're putting the whole mug on the stove? On medium heat? Your stove is enchanted. Mordecai: Every single person at this table is a fucking lunatic. Maya: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

WE NEED TO KILL HIM

Happy Pride!