Going On Your Phone After Sex Is The Millennial Version Of Smoking A Cigarette

Sanji : We could form a beautiful relationship where we benefit fron each other!

Y/n : Not interested.

Sanji : If you do not want to be my master, you could be my wife instead!

everything he does (and, make no mistake, he does everything he can) he does in vain as i sit here, hands entirely off of the mouse and keyboard, slowly destroying uranus

The faggots don't claim him

"Thanks, cook."

The zosan comic is gonna take me a million years most likely so I wanted to draw something Finished For Once to tide me over LMAO. This has "first kiss" vibes but I don't know what the context would be 🤔

WE NEED TO KILL HIM

Deacon: Hancock's been acting really strange with Sole. He seems... kinda into them.

Curie: What do you mean, "into them?"

Deacon: I mean into them.

Curie: Your statement is confusing. Has Hancock entered Sole in some fashion?

Deacon: Not yet.

Gay²

Proud to say 60

an old con gag that will always be funny is someone cosplaying spy from tf2 in a group of people and they've got a different cosplay taped to their face to blend in