My Dad: *taking Time Out Of His Day To Listen To Me Rant About Minecraft Youtubers And Show Him Cool

I'm bored but I suddenly have motivation

I'm going to drop kick the next rascist I see

its 2008. ive logged onto facebook. someone has posted a “which spongebob character are you quiz”. i get squidward.

its 2020. ive logged onto tumblr. someone has posted a “which gay character are you quiz”. i get squidward.

The bones.

They stretch.

My mind won't leave me alone about how my dad made me feel invalid the other day but idk how to tell him that, so imma do what i normally do nothing abut it until it happens again :)

If i have to go to dreamteam prom during my online class, I WILL go to dreamteam prom during my class

Who needs the construct of time when u got ANIME

Teacher: dont leave the Google meet till ur done with ur quiz

Me *who did it before class even started*: ight imma head out

Dream hit 5 mil!

What do when driving instructor ded?