This Is What Happens When You Let Two Girls With ADHD Into An Arcade Unsupervised With A Claw Machine

Life as a person who works fast food closing shift being yelled at by the manager's wife the next morning when we got slammed that night due to their being a late night sports game.

Bro, 2000s Valentine's Day candies used to be so ❤️‍🔥

Now it just tastes like gross plastic trash

Rebloging this just to remind myself that I wanna dress like this next time I go to the club 😌

Basing my personality on these gorgeous humans

So for context: I live in a small apartment with a walking menice of a feline who thinks it's OK to chomp down any living green thing like it's his soul responsibility while on this earth.

So I made a minny vegetable garden out of a small fish tank. The glass tank keeps the cat out, but it also happened to come with a grow light already, which just made this even more perfect.

I'm still fucking about to see what works and what doesn't interms of crops, soil hight, limited space ect. but right now, I currently have some pea plants, a lettus plant, and minny carrots growing.

Guys, it's February, and there is 2ft of snow on the ground outside, but inside, I already have a minny vegetable garden. How cool is that?

Pro tip to my single baddies on Valantimes Day: Go buy a bouquet of your favorite flowers and a tub of ice cream to eat. What's stopping you?

I'm not tied down by relationship obligations, so I can just buy a whole chocolate cake for myself and get some pink bath bombs, light some candles, and play my favorite music while having a relaxing bubble bath on this cold winters day.

Valantimes Day doesn't just have to be couples exclusive. Single people, don't be sad you're single on this day. Make it your day and pay attention to yourself. In whatever way that may look like, maybe it's going to the gym, maybe it's reading your favorite book, playing a video game, or just hanging out with friends

Happy valentines Day, everyone! 💝

Why did koko bot start spamming me since like 2 weeks ago? No, i dont wanna use the human experiment tech startup bot, no thank you? I have a therapy spot next week, finally after 1,5 years of waiting, ya know, smth actually proven to help with research that passes an ethics committee.

Yes I'm a fan of hazbin hotel

♥ till  𝒹 𝑒 𝒶 𝓉 𝒽  do us 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉                                              but we’re already 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓅𝒽𝒶𝓈𝑒                                              this is a 𝒷𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓉                                              and i think i deserve some 𝓅𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓈𝑒                                              for the way that i 𝒶𝓂! ♥

angel dust ♥ hazbin hotel

technically this is a roleplay graphic, but it looks wicked without the text on it, so you get to enjoy a rare edit from me!

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.