Person : So, what’s the biggest challenge you’ve ever faced?
Me : Reading fluff in public with a straight face.
Agreed they were well written and amazing and they destroyed it without a second glance.
I don’t think it helps that Go! filled the Young Justice slot. You basically had this really well written show that a lot of different people could appreciate with really strong characters and a lot of plot. Then it got cancelled and fans got pissed. So what did Cartoon Network do? They gave us back Teen Titan, a show we were asking to have back for years. But, in good Cartoon Network fashion, they couldn’t just let us have TT, they had to make it weird and insulting to everything that made TT great. So yeah, I really don’t like Go! In fact, I feel like it spits in the face of everything TT and YJ accomplished, and ya know what? I have every right to feel that way.
Murphy’s law, applied to fanfics.
- The fic starts out great, nice style, language, captivating summary. It’s unfinished and has been abandoned since 2013.
- The fic is complete, nice style, language, tons of kudos speak for themselves. It’s about your NOTP.
- The fic is about your OTP, it’s complete, it’s kinky as hell. The plot is absolutely dumbass.
- The plot sounds great, it’s about your OTP, it’s complete. The characters are horribly OOC.
- Everything is perfect in this fic, starting from the first letter and ending with the last full stop. It’s exactly 800 words long.
- The fic’s word count is a six-figure number, it’s about your OTP, characters are compliant with your head-canon. It’s dull and boring as seven hells.
- The beginning is enthralling, everything’s great, the plot, the style, it’s long and it’s even about your OTP. It features something that makes you close the tab as soon as you open it, like father/daughter incest or mpreg or some other squicky thing.
- Everything is perfect in this fic, the length, the characters, the language, the style, you forget you’re reading fanfic, thinking it’s a masterpiece of true literature, you cry tears of joy and write a huge review full of gushing love and then rush to the author’s profile to read every other thing they’ve written. It’s their only work.
Ford: I have made the decision to trust you.
Bill: A horrible decision really.
In my history class, we were debating about breast feeding and all the boys were like “ew gross women should go in the bathroom or not do that in public” and I never talk in that class, but I felt compelled to input my opinion so I said “men think the display of a woman’s body is good until it’s no longer for their pleasure” and everyone just shut their mouths and looked at me. I’ve never seen so many boys open their mouth to defend themselves and have nothing come out in my life.
don't you think the whole college system is useless? not only does it cost unholy amount of money, but it really isn't nothing more than another few years of high school...wouldn't it be better to just learn all the general knowledge at hs and then study your major at college with very narrow focus? i mean, if i study geology, there's no place for psychology classes or history of russia classes
I feel like the amount of pressure we put on students to immediately go into 4 year universities, the way we structure schools to make it really difficult to transfer credits and the huge stigma that still exists with going to community college first and transfer out is where the problem lies.
My mom is really encouraging me to go to community college first for several reasons
1.) Its helllaaa cheaper, also I’m top 10% in my class and in NJ certain community colleges give you the first 2 years free if you are top 15%
2.) Eventually we will have free community college in the usa, it will happen there is no way to avoid it without the entire country rebelling
3.) You can fuck up and get used to what college work feels like without wasting university level tuitions
4.) It gets all your gen-eds out the way so once you go to that sparkly uni you are put right into your major courses
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
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It provides so much truth
I believe every fandom needs to see this.
So, yeah, this is a list of all the videos I could find featuring the listed characters of @markiplier . It took me more than an hour and MAN I’m tired! but I think it was worth it!
If there are any other characters or videos you guys think I missed, please let me know :3
HOWEVER. in the case of Darkiplier, when it comes to pre-Date w/ Markiplier videos, I only listed the videos that Mark has pretty much confirmed Darkiplier is featured in. Yes, there are plenty of videos of Mark being creepy, but unless Mark says otherwise, that does not necessarily make it a Darkiplier video. But in general, the videos on this list have to fall under the following criteria:
The character featured has to be made by Mark (as in the case of Wilford Warfstache or Jim)
If the character is not made by Mark, Mark needs to have made the character his own, typically by featuring the character in his own skits (as in the case of Ed Edgar or the Host, both of whom were created by Cyndago)
If you’re still wondering why certain videos or characters aren’t featured on this list, check out my other list, which has videos and characters that don’t quite fit this criteria.
So, without further ado…
Origins of Wilford Warfstache and Darkplier(?)
Who Killed Markiplier? - Chapter 1 (Oct 10, 2017) Who Killed Markiplier? - Chapter 2 (Oct 11, 2017) Who Killed Markiplier? - Chapter 3 (Oct 12, 2017) Who Killed Markiplier? - The Final Chapter (Oct 13, 2017)
Wilford Warfstache
The Fall of Slenderman - In his debut, Wilford Warfstache interviews the once feared Slenderman (Nov 9, 2012) The Warfstache Affair - Caught in an affair with another man’s wife, Warfstache responds to the problem the only way he knows how (Jun 12, 2013) Warfstache Plays: Slender - Just what it says on the tin (Oct 16, 2013) The Ned Affair [feat. MARKIPLIER] - In this sequel to the Warfstache Affair, Wilford Warfstache must face justice for what he’s done (Aug 26, 2014) Five Nights at Freddy’s: The Interview - Wilford Warfstache interviews everyone’s favourite disembodied voice, Phone Guy (Mar 7, 2015) Warfstache Interviews Markiplier - Just what it says on the tin (Sep 13, 2015) MORE? - In this choice from a Date With Markiplier, Wilford Warfstache gets you to ask the real question (Feb 14, 2017) Markiplier TV - Warfstache acts as a gameshow host and poses a revolutionary idea to his colleagues (May 5, 2017)
Outliers
Amnesia: Rain | Part 6 (Final) | ENDGAME - Mark wears a pink mustache and plays around with his Warfstache voice (Apr 3, 2013) Markiplier Animated | WARFSTACHE - An animation of the above video (Dec 3, 2014) WARFSTACHE RIDES AGAIN | Critical Annihilation - Mark plays with a Wilford Warfstache avatar and talks a bit about the character (Feb 26, 2016)
Darkiplier
Don’t blink - dont turn around (Jun 19, 2012) Don’t move - (Jul 4, 2012) relax - Mark just wants to chill for his 14 million sub celebration, but someone has other ideas (Aug 13, 2016) HORROR - In this choice from a Date With Markiplier, Darkiplier makes his official debut, and he’s missed you very much (Feb 14, 2017) FREEDOM! - In this ‘choice’ from a Date With Markiplier, Darkiplier is prepared to provide you a worthy date (Feb 14, 2017) LEFT - In this choice from a Date With Markiplier, you shot Darkiplier… Right? (Feb 14, 2017) RIGHT - In this choice from a Date With Markiplier, you shot Darkiplier… Right? (Feb 14, 2017) Don’t Play This Game - Watch as Mark submits to the madness of a nonsensical ‘game’ (Apr 16, 2017) Markiplier TV - Darkiplier gives his thoughts on Wilford Warfstache’s revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017) DARKIPLIER vs ANTISEPTICEYE - Who will win the ultimate evil YouTuber showdown? (Jul 28, 2017)
Outliers
The Voice of Darkiplier | Markiplier ReMIX - Listen to Darkiplier’s dulcet voice in this Markiplier Recognized ™ remix by Day By Dave (Jun 29, 2017) THANK YOU TO @fandomfangirlworld FOR POINTING THIS ONE OUT TO ME
Googleplier
Google IN REAL LIFE | ft. Markiplier - Google is thwarted in this Matthias edition of Googleplier’s debut (Oct 31, 2014) Google IRL - Google is defeated in this Markiplier edition of Googleplier’s debut (Oct 31, 2014) 360 VIDEO | Let’s Play Minecraft | Part 1 - Google restates his primary objective (Apr 1, 2017) Markiplier TV - Google gives his thoughts on Wilford Warfstache’s revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017) Google Gets An Upgrade - Google receives a visit from Bing while in the middle of an upgrade (May 20, 2017)
Dr. Iplier
Worst News Doctor - In his official debut, Dr. Iplier delivers a LOT of bad news to a young patient (Oct 27, 2013) Markiplier TV - Dr. Iplier continues to deliver bad news and gives his thoughts on Wilford Warfstache’s revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017)
Outliers
Surgeon Simulator 2013 - A playlist of Mark’s Surgeon Simulator playthroughs, from which come a lot of Dr. Iplier’s catch phrases Markiplier Animated | Surgeon Simulator - An animation of one of the above playthroughs (Jun 13, 2013) Markiplier Animated | SHUT UP NURSE!! - A continuation of the above animation (Jun 27, 2013) Markiplier Animated | MEET THE MEDIPLIER - An animation of one of the above playthroughs TF2 ‘Meet the Medic’ kinda style (Apr 19, 2014) Surgeon Simulator IN REAL LIFE - Mark applies Surgeon Simulator in the real world (May 10, 2016)
The Host
Danger in Fiction [feat. MARKIPLIER] - In his debut, the Host struggles with an uncooperative character as he attempts to narrate a story (Feb 6, 2013) Danger In Fiction | Chapter II - In this sequel to Danger in Fiction, the Host tries to narrate a new story with a new, if equally uncooperative, character (Aug 20, 2013) Danger in Fiction: The Host - An incredibly short preview of what was going to be a third installment of Danger in Fiction; features the Host in his blindfold and jacket for the first time, preparing to narrate something new (May 9, 2015) THANK YOU TO @fountain-of-muse FOR POINTING THIS ONE OUT TO ME Markiplier TV - The Host narrates as Wilford Warfstache pitches his revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017)
Outliers
Markiplier Makes: Fan Fiction (animated by Kayroos_) - Mark opens the video wearing his Host jacket and makes a few brief references to the character (Aug 5, 2017)
Jim News
Markiplier TV - In their debut, Jim and Jim cover various disaster reports and weather reports (May 5, 2017) CORPSE ABDUCTION? - In the midst of the Who Killed Markiplier mystery, Jim and Jim enter the scene of the crime to get the main scoop (Oct 10 or Oct 14, 2017) SUSPECT WITH A SHOOTY?! - Continuing their investigation, Jim and Jim tail the possible murderer (Oct 11 or 14, 2017) DEMONS JIM, DEMONS!! - Continuing their investigation, Jim and Jim attempt to contact the demons contained within the murder house (Oct 12 or 14, 2017) DUMMY JIM REENACTS GRISLY SCENE! - Jim and Jim conclude their investigation with the help of Dummy Jim (Oct 13 or 14, 2017)
King of the Squirrels
King of the Squirrels - In his debut, the King smears peanut butter on his face in celebration of 80,000 subs (Jan 23, 2013) King of the Squirrels Returns - The King is sick, but he is still the King! (Mar 26, 2015) Markiplier TV - The King crashes the conference while Wilford Warfstache is receiving feedback on his revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017)
Bim Trimmer
Hire My Ass [feat. Markiplier, Danny Sexbang, & Matthias] - Bim Trimmer acts as the host to the ever popular game show that gives you the chance to win your dream job (Dec 10, 2014) Markiplier TV - Bim Trimmer gives his thoughts on Wilford Warfstache’s revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017)
The Silver Shepherd
Super Infidelity - The intrepid superhero Silver Shepherd finds out that his dame may be cheating on him, but with who? (Jun 3, 2014) Markiplier TV - The Silver Shepherd takes a break from fighting crime to pursue a job in entertainment and gives his thoughts on Wilford Warfstache’s revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017)
Ed Edgar
Ed Edgar Adoptallott’s Baby Bulk Buy - Ed Edgar’s sellin’ babies and today he’s got a special offer! (Mar 24, 2015) Markiplier TV - Ed Edgar gives his thoughts on Wilford Warfstache’s revolutionary idea and he still has a special offer (May 5, 2017)
Dapperplier
A Gentlemen’s Dispute feat. CaptainSparklez - Dapperplier and Jordapper look to settle their differences in the most civilized way possible (Jul 21, 2014) GENTLEMEN’S DISPUTE w/ Markiplier - See Jordapper’s version of the above video (Jul 21, 2014) REMATCH OF THE CENTURY | Max Gentlemen w/ Captain Sparklez - Dapperplier and Jordapper have fallen low and look to regain their honor in the most civilized way possible (Feb 10, 2015) MAXIMUM GENTLEMEN’S DISPUTE w/ Markiplier - See how Jordapper remembers the above events (Feb 10, 2015)
Others
MAKING LOVE FOR SENPAI | Yandere Simulator #14 - Yandereplier-chan shows her true colours in this kawaii intro! (Nov 13, 2016) Google Gets An Upgrade - With a ‘saaaahhh!’ and a visit to Googleplier’s, Bingiplier makes his obnoxious debut (May 20, 2017)