A Group Of Rough Looking Boys Walked Past Me Today And All I Heard Of Their Conversation Was “he’s

I CANT BELIEVE THIS

Journal 3 shitpost doodle dump part 2! (Part 1 is over here)

To be honest, I don’t think I’m done yet. There’ll probably be a part 3 as well because there’s just so much more I want to poke fun of. This book truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

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Unspoken Undertale Rules

Papyrus has a high voice, while Sans is lower and sometimes scratchier

In a genocide run and in AUs, Sans and Papyrus will wear their brother’s signature article of clothing, the scarf or jacket respectively

Undone makes “fish noises” for any specific emotion (angry fish noises)

Mettaton is always showing off his legs

Papyrus overreacts to Sans’ jokes with google eyes or yelling

Gaster is somehow related to the skeleton bros, whether through a family or professional working relationship. He is also either incredibly sweet or a complete jerk

Flowey constantly insults Frisk, who responds with kindness

Frisk is either mute and speaks with sign language, or choses to speak only when they want to

If the eyes are open, it’s Chara. If the eyes are closed, it’s Frisk

Papyrus’ eyes glow orange

Undone always sets things on fire when she cooks

The Annoying Dog is Papyrus’ arch nemesis

Sans falls asleep whenever Papyrus picks him up

Undyne’s hair is always in a ponytail

AUs have either the ‘under’ or the ‘tale’ from Undertale in them (Underfell, Aftertale)

No one can understand Gaster except Sans

The Gaster Blasters are awesome weaponry as well as pets

Papyrus carries Sans under one arm like a football

Gaster wears a white turtleneck sweater with a black coat

Ashore does everything he can to get Toriel to forgive him

The dummy ghosts are cousins with Napstablook and Mettaton

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Imagine how you might feel if your wildest and most wonderful fantasies were brought to life. That’s probably how a child would feel if their drawings of strange and wondrous characters were turned into real-life plush toys, which is exactly what Budsies does.

Budsies takes children’s drawings and reinterprets them as 16-inch-tall hypoallergenic plush toys – but they’ll take playful adults’ drawings, too.

we are youtube.

I think everyone has that one ship

That they never intended to ship. Like they were just scrolling through tags on a post about that fandom, saw a ship name and was like “oh whats that I havent heard of that”. Then hours later they realised they’re in deep and its just ohhhhhh shiiitttttttt

It honestly blows my mind when I see adult writers and journalists talking about how fanfiction is “ruining fiction” because “kids are investing all their time and talent into something that doesn’t matter instead of applying their skills to creating something original that they could actually make money off of.” 

Like, imagine if people had that attitude toward other things - it’d be completely ridiculous:

“I can’t believe my sixth grader would rather use the basketball hoop to play Knockout instead of organizing competitive games and striving to join the NBA. What a lazy, unmotivated kid.”

“YouTube videos? Just making free videos on the internet for anyone to see whenever they want? Why don’t you just produce a movie? A whole fucking movie. You’re in high school, you can figure it out.”

“Are you really so uncreative that the only songs you can play on the piano are ones other people wrote? The only real piano players are the ones who write their own music, I’m just saying. People like you are the reason originality is dead.”

SOMETIMES PEOPLE DO THINGS BECAUSE THEY’RE FUN! MAKING THINGS AND SHARING THEM WITH OTHER PEOPLE IS FUCKING FUN! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT MAKING MONEY!!!

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