Vampire Hunter? No I Said Vampire HAUNTER. This Jerk Sucked All My Blood Out So Now I Spend My Afterlife

both. both is good

People obsessed with vampires are either queer or mentally ill

winter blankets >>>>>>

He wears the smell of blood and death like perfume.

it's honestly kind of ironic that vampires are like my favorite thing ever when I myself get quite literally sick upon seeing the tiniest drop of blood

Remember when Dracula was a goofy old man who gave Jonathan an air kiss goodbye and did lizard fashion, and now he’s this faceless, eldritch horror that acts as some metaphor for the impending march of death, an illness brought in by a ship like the bubonic plague? Remember when he had three roommates he just ditched, what are they up to now???

i just think that vampires

smth smth vampire and werewolf narratives are two sides of the same coin of the horrors of the gay experience smth smth its abt the shame of who you are and the grief that comes with desire 

Van Helsing has spent weeks dancing around Lucy and the Three Suitors and trying to make the proper precautions without coming out and saying IT’S A MONSTER and within 20 minutes Mina is presenting him with a neatly typed and formatted paper laying out every detail of there being a monster. No wonder he is overcome. He’s no longer the only one working on the group project.

i’m like a vampire in the way that you have to 100% confirm that it is okay for me to join into anything

Red Moths