It’s In The Cards

Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)

i keep seeing the occasional “jon becomes a teacher” au post and i cannot stop thinking about it i love this au

Oh my goodness, they look amazing!

What many people don't know, including my oldest friends, is that I used to customise dolls. True, I used to do around 8 years ago but I recently found my doll kit and an old Skelita doll.... You wanna know what I did??

Yep. I made a real-life Bee! And proceeded to do a little photo-shoot. I have no life and I should be

writing...

And the final one.

My little skeleton family.

I adore them!! All I need now is Red. Soon... Soon..... Hopefully...

And I figured out how to turn on Asks, so if you have any questions or just wanna chat, feel free!

Toodles!

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Here you go @magellan-88!

Original thread here.

Trying to find a couple hobbit fics, please help

Ok so, I remember one fic a little better than the other, but Ill list all the details i know about them. Take some details with a grain of salt, my memory is pretty bad, and I have accidentally mixed up details before.

They were both AO3 fics for sure, and im pretty sure both were bagginshield and everybody lives aua.

In the one I remember better, Bilbo was staying in erebor, i think post botfa. He is working with the men and dwarves under thorins orders to help teach farming and get some farms and gardens going to provide food for everyone. In particular I remember him working with bards advisor. Theres some unrest among the dwarves over thinking of gardening as beneath them. And later in the story both Bilbo and Ori are kidnapped by the advisor and a bunch of other guys. Ori was only taken because he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. The advisor is actually pretty nice to them, because he has nothing against them, he just really needs the ransom money. The advisor dude is later killed by the other guys after an escape attempt by ori and bilbo. I think thorin and dwalin find the two in rough shape while trying to rescue them?

The one I remember less of is mostly just one particular scene that stuck with me, where bilbo was in erebor, and explaining to a dwarf/dwarves (probably thorin, some company members, and/or Dis) that hobbits can grow their faunts in gardens, and that they can have kids with other races. And if a hobbit has children with someone from another race, that ability to grow kids doesn't dilute. I think I recall him saying that the dwarves of another mountain actually have a lot of hobbit lineage in them due to their proximity to the shire resulting in hobbit/dwarf relationships. So the dwarves of that mountain can use gardens to keep up a decent population, and they have terraces along the side of the mountain for that purpose. Of course, given that the gardens are for growing children they are well guarded. I don't remember many other story details. The best I've got is that i'm pretty sure it was a bagginshield story, and that bilbo was probably going to have kids in that story. though whether that was via the garden method or the usual way I'm not sure.

I think both fics were multiple chapters long, and i think the first one was complete? please help me find these, I have spent a while searching all the relevant tags i could think of, along with my subscriptions and bookmarks.

enemies to lovers but for romantic asexuals: the villain pushes MC up against a wall but instead of getting this really sexually charged scene, all the fight just…goes out of them when their eyes meet. the villain loosens their grip and gets this soft, pained look that catches MC so off-guard that all they can do is just stare back, the first time they’re both able to do so outside of conflict. neither of them speak, but it’s written clearly on both of their faces: I don’t want to do this. Not to you. There has to be another way. 

I love indulging in my favorite pastime...

Bullying people with love and support until they smile!

:D :D :D :D :D

mutuals do this

for the alt fashion. jon in option 2 c4/4c?

oh to look as gnc as him

[image id: digital art of jon sims from tma. he is a brown man with long dark hair with some white streaks and various scars across his body. he is wearing a red bardot sleeve dress, facing down and smiling with his right hand holding his left arm. end id.]