The Rage And Desire For Emotional Devastation To These A-holes Is Not Only Wonderful, But Exactly What

Canon-accurate depiction of me rn:

My ear won’t stop giving me the human version of TV static…

The fact that I’ve been on Tumblr for a week and my FYP is filled with gay ships either

A) means I’m so gay that the algorithm can smell it

B) Tumblr is hella gay and I’m just assimilating into the rest of my kind

I’m wheezing. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

Gay as shit to be good at swordsmanship. Why are you shipping your sword with another man?

fellas, is it gay to have a homoerotic rivalry with your space ranger partner??

Me when I’m a fully autonomous adult and I feel bad getting things for myself or being just slightly too bitchy or off-putting

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

One of the great beauties in this world is scrolling through your tabs and find a fantastic fic you forgot about where the author updated once a week or more, say that English isn’t their first language, and they apologize for a literally traumatizing and grievous injury, but the fic is finally complete and you can finish the story

About Me! :))))

Name: Nick/Nikki (Nick preferably)

Age: 19

Pronouns: varies, but he/him as default

Languages I know: English (native), Mandarin (for 6 years), and ASL (one year)

Race: white (Irish on my dad’s and English on my mom’s)

MBTI: INFP

Sexuality: pansexual

Romantic: Demiromantic

Religion: atheist (but I dabble in magic to placebo affect myself)

More:

-psych major

-AFAB

-AuDHD and OCD (probably more but my parents don’t believe in therapy so this is all self-diagnosed)

-self-proclaimed professional yapper

-dancer (not much since I aged out of my studio tho)

Likes:

-my cat <3 (she’s so evil I love her)

-sweet little treats

-arts and crafts

-drawing (usually traditional but I’m trying out digital)

-my friends

-literally any music that can get my little dopamine-deficient brain vibing

-fanfiction

-fanart

-horror

Dislikes:

-assholes

-bigots

-bananas

-hair touching the back of my neck

-na$is

-people who don’t take science seriously

-people who use cringe unironically

-self-proclaimed AI “artists”

-AI in general honestly

-people who lack empathy

Fandoms:

Riordanverse

She-Ra

Sonic the Hedgehog

DC (specifically Batman-related)

TMNT

Magical girl media

Wakfu

Book of Life

Maya and the Three

Tales of Arcadia

Spiderverse

Harry Potter (fandom, not og content because fuck you JK and the black mold you came in with)

Guardians of Childhood

School for Good and Evil (not the movie)

How to Train Your Dragon

My Hero Academia

Miraculous’s Ladybug

My Little Pony

The Apothecary Diaries

Cookie Run Kingdom

Henry Danger

Animaniacs

Voltron

Wendell and Wild

Scooby Doo

Marvel

Aaaaand probably more but that’s all I got for now

Accurate depiction of me when Sage died at the end of Frontiers (and then came back)

Wait, actually, WOULD Keith get acne? Since he’s half Galra and all. Be know Jack-all about Daibazzal, but you obviously have

A) scaled Galra

B) fuzzy Galra

C) hella thick skin Galra (looks kind alike whale or seal skin

While Krolia does kinda look like a cross between a fuzzy and thick-skin Galra (probably character design to make her more likeable), so would Keith even have the pores to get acne? Would it be WORSE? Sure he has human DNA but how in the world would that cross over into Galra DNA? Is this a hybrid situation where humans and Galra are similar ENOUGH to procreate and hence their offspring could have acne? They aren’t even the same species, though.

Like, you tell me Galra can have hybrid children with multiple different species of sentient life (with Lotor and his generals as an example alongside Keith), but we get no further expansion beyond:

A) Galra tech responds ENOUGH to their DNA to unlock and start things

B) Marmora blades can respond to their quintessence (or at least for Keith, but that may be because Krolia is a member still)

C) most species have dominant DNA, at least by phenotype

D) they can be clocked on sight by other Galra, but not by others in their species

E) simple DNA scans won’t flag the alien DNA (since Keith managed to make it into what’s basically a military school and probably the hospital a few times without being called out)

F) Galra DNA becomes more obvious after puberty, making them bigger, stronger, and taller (and in Keith’s case, giving him more of Krolia’s hair type than his dad’s, yellow eyes, odd pupils, etc.)

That’s it, and some of the points are more or less pure speculation. Where’s the line in cross-species children? Only humanoids? Obviously it’s not on purpose with how much shit Lotor takes even as Zarkon’s son, so it’s not preservation of their species. But, like, where does it end? Species on Earth can’t cross breed without making sterile offspring, and that’s even if they’re physically compatible enough to finish their tango. It still doesn’t explain why a 50% human and 50% Galra managed to have a kid that looks 100% human, and there’s NO WAY Keith is neurotypical with two entirely separate sets of hard-wired instincts in that brain of his, even if humans are mostly soft-wired.

So, would Keith even be able to have acne? He’s 18 in the beginning, and built like a string bean compared to his adult self (seriously, how long have these guys been out in space? With time dilation Shiro could have been with the Galra for even longer than a year, so how long has it been for people on Earth compared to the Paladins?), so it’s safe to say he was still getting growing pains, so would have had it more before puberty, when he looked far more like his dad than Krolia? Does he have the same sweat mechanisms humans do? He would have to inherit some sort of cool-down system from his parents or he would have roasted like a rotisserie chicken out in the middle of the desert.

Most unrealistic thing about Voltron is that none of them had acne. Like you cannot tell me anyone but Lance put effort into their skin care

This is mostly targeted at Keith and Pidge cause Lance does face masks and shit and Hunk just seems like one of those guys that never gets acne

I’m cackling this is so accurate to them lmao

I’m tagging this as every iteration because it could fit every iteration, but I’m choosing to use the 2012 turtles as they are my favorite.

We with 90% of my fav characters with questionable morality