WATCHING THE MUSICAL OF THE WINX WITHOUT KNOWING JACK SHIT OF ITALIAN. INTERPRETING WHAT IS HAPPENING.

Musa: The food is to hot, i can’t EAT it.

Riven: You’re too hot and I still EAT you.

Musa: *blushes*

Riven:*winks at her*

Flora: One normal dinner, that’s all i wanted...

Sersi: I have a bad feelings about this.

Ikari: What do you mean love?

Sersi:Don't you ever get that little voice that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Ikaris: That the first time I heard about such a kind thing...

Sersi: Love, that actually explains a lot.

STELLA BEING DRUNK.

Stella: Bloom... your hair...it’s so red....

Stella: Has it always being this way?

Bloom*laughing*: No, some gnoms change it. I used to be blue.

Stella*tearing up*: Amazing.

AUNTIE AND HER FAVORITE KID.

Eternals (2021) dir. Chloé Zhao

Musa: Maybe I can fix this.

Brandon: Oh come on, you spend two years in pigtails.

*Pissed Musa*

Musa: If you make fun of me one more time I'll tell everyone that you called your stuff pigeon mister Puchi Puchi.

Brandon: I'm sorry I bothered you.

Karun: Uhmm, Sir I have a question? How do sir Druig and miss Makkari get out big messes?

Kingo: Bold of you to assume that they get out of them, they just make one worse, and cancel the first one.

Timmy: I think i pulled a muscule..

Riven: Timmy you can pull something you Don’t have. You’re a fucking spagheti.

Druig:I'm...wait for it...in...wait for it...love...wait for it...

*Sersi rolling her eyes while reading her magazine*

Druig: With...wait for it...a...wait for it...

*Sersi starting to loose her patience*

Druig: Certain... wait for it

Sersi *screaming a bit*: I know that you're in love with Makkari!

Druig: I don't love her ok?

*Sersi smashing the magazine to Druig*

Druig: Fine! I just miss her when she's not around, I think about her when I see something I know she would like, and I see her in slow motion...

Sersi: Please tell me you're hearing yourself.

Druig: Oh shit, I'm in love with her...

Sky: I will not have my honour questioned by below me!

Riven: I’m not questioning your honour. I’m denying its existence.

i love david jenkins so much, he really said “the gays won’t care about the logic of time and space so long as we give them pirates who kiss” and he was absolutely right. at this point ed could have his full beard back at the beginning of season two with no time jump at all and i would just say thank you. lucius could survive being thrown overboard due to the buoyancy of his wooden finger and i’d be like yup, makes perfect sense, no notes. i am willfully forgetting everything i’ve ever known for this show. i am not just suspending my disbelief, i am loading it into a cannon and blasting it to the heavens.