Helia: Hey, Timmy. Brandon Just Broke My Sea Shell Lamp.

Helia: Hey, Timmy. Brandon just broke my sea shell lamp.

Timmy: Need, I'm going to die alone.

Helia:You win.

Brandon: Tim, you're not going to die alone.

Timmy: Tecna is my safety net ok? And know I have to get a snake.

Nabu: Uh, hu? Why is that?

Timmy: If I'm gonna be and old lonely sad man, I'm gonna need a thing. You know a hook? Like that guy in that subway who eat his own face.

Sky: Is he going mental?

Timmy: So I figure out I'll be the crazy man with a snake. You know crazy snake man! Then i'll get more snakes, call them my babies and your kids they will run!

Riven: Yeah, he's going mental.

Timmy: RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE THEY'LL SHOUT!

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3 years ago

Stella: My gosh, I mean I understand why you're into her. She's hot...Wait, she likes you?

Nex: What? Okay, I'm gonna try not to be offended at that.

Stella:,No, no, no, no. It's just that..Nabu was epic for her, they were the great love story. I mean that girl heartbeat for Nabu. It just..It never occurred to me that she would ever be with anyone else. He was perfect, he was everything. I mean that man turned her word. A...

Nex:...

Stella: I spooked you, don't be spooked. I'll better get going. Brandon is waiting for me.


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4 years ago

Riven: I Don’t know what is wrong with me. I cant eat, i cant sleep, maybe i have the flu or something...

Helia: Ohhh, I know what you got. The L word.

Brandon: Yeah, lepruci.

Helia: No, Brandon. It has 4 letters, stars with L.

Brandon: UH, I got it lice.

Helia: No, Riven our friend is in love.

Brandon: Oh, Yeah. Love!

Riven: Me and the fairy? No.

Brandon: Musa got under your skin, admit it.

Helia: A tought dude like you.

Brandon: a tought girl like her.

Riven: No, no, no, you guys are death wrong.

Helia: Denial is the evidence. You’re in love angry cat.

Brandon and Helia sining: Musa and Riven sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Riven: Real mature guys. Real mature *rolling his eyes*


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4 years ago

The fact that Wanda said that thing about the wave:

-When I try to stand up it just comes for me again. it’s just gonna drown me.-

I feel that it can relate to so many stuff besides grief, like depression, feeling numb. I Don’t know I think it’s a really important quote. Because I feel that we can all relate. In some ways WandaVision is kind of saving me.

The Fact That Wanda Said That Thing About The Wave:

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3 years ago

Timmy: Wait, you don't believe in evolution?

Flora*trying to grab a cookie*: Nahh... Not really...

Timmy*takes the cookie*: You don't believe in evolution?

Flora*calm*: I don't know it's just that it's you know, monkeys, darwin, you know it's a nice story... I just think is a little too easy.

* Riven and Stella watch each other while trying to hold their laugh*

Timmy: ToO eaSy?.. heh...the process of every living thing on this planet, evolving over millions of years from single-celled organisms is too easy?

Flora: Yeah, I just don't buy it. Let's just say plants talk...

Timmy: Evolution is a scientific FACT, like.. like... the air we breathe. LIKE gravity!

Flora: Okay, don't get me started on gravity.

Timmy: Come on, you don't believe in gravity?

Flora: Well, it's not like I don't believe, it's just that my culture is different. It's just I think it is in a different way... We think like nature holds everything where it's supposed to be.

Timmy: Well, let me just say-

Helia*putting his hand in Timmy's mouth*: No, dude you're done.


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4 years ago

Flora: Are you smiling because something good happen? :)

Riven: Can I smile because I just feel like it?

Musa *walking by with a bored look*: Bloom tripped and fell in the parking lot.


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3 years ago

Natasha: This woman put a braid in my hair.

Steve: Oh it looks beautiful.

Tony: Yeah it’s cute.

Natasha:*cuts it off*

Steve: Please have my children.

Tony: S-I-M-P.


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4 years ago

Flora(answers the phone):Hello?

Riven:It’s Riven.

Flora:What did he do this time?

Riven:No it’s me, Riven.

Flora:What did you do this time?


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3 years ago

Yeah it’s sounds right. I love them so much!

What if the Eternals met the Avengers in the middle of a battle field?

steve: *putting his hand out for a handsake* hello, i'm steve rogers

druig: the fuck that gotta do with me?

ajak: *whispering* sorry about him, he's angsty

ajak: *shaking hands* i'm ajak and this is druig, these two are kingo and karun

kingo and karun: *filming a daily vlog* and that was how a battle usually goes

ajak: this is sprite

sprite: *trying to burn druig with sunglasses*

ajak: this is makkari

makkari: *approaching the group and signing* hey

druig: *smilling and sighs dreamily* she said hey, she's so cute

makkari: *blushing*

ajak: uh, yeah, this is phastos, sersi and ikaris

phastos, sersi and ikaris: *talking about how phastos needed to take a break*

ajak: and thena and gilgamesh

gilgamesh: you can't just kill anyone, thena

thena: no one can stop me

natasha: i like her

tony: what the fuck?

3 years ago

Nabu: I know something you don't know!

Layla: Tell me this second!

Nabu: Has Musa perhaps misplaced a sweater.

Layla:Riven has it!

Nabu: Yes!

Layla:How do you know!

Nabu: I saw it!

Layla: Where?

Nabu: In his closet.

Layla:All this time?

Nabu:YeS! Isn't it romantic!

Layla: No it's horrid.

Nabu: I thought you be pleased.

Layla: At the idea of anybody coming to take Musa away? No thank you.

Nabu:Ahh.. Will you feel better about it when someone comes to take you away.

Layla: I would like to see someone try.

Nabu: I would like to see someone try as well.


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3 years ago

Nabu: I need you to swear.

Riven: FuCk.

Nabu: As A pRoMiSe.

Riven:Oh..


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Fan Of superheroes and fairies.

I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.

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