Helia: Hey, Timmy. Brandon just broke my sea shell lamp.
Timmy: Need, I'm going to die alone.
Helia:You win.
Brandon: Tim, you're not going to die alone.
Timmy: Tecna is my safety net ok? And know I have to get a snake.
Nabu: Uh, hu? Why is that?
Timmy: If I'm gonna be and old lonely sad man, I'm gonna need a thing. You know a hook? Like that guy in that subway who eat his own face.
Sky: Is he going mental?
Timmy: So I figure out I'll be the crazy man with a snake. You know crazy snake man! Then i'll get more snakes, call them my babies and your kids they will run!
Riven: Yeah, he's going mental.
Timmy: RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE THEY'LL SHOUT!
Stella: My gosh, I mean I understand why you're into her. She's hot...Wait, she likes you?
Nex: What? Okay, I'm gonna try not to be offended at that.
Stella:,No, no, no, no. It's just that..Nabu was epic for her, they were the great love story. I mean that girl heartbeat for Nabu. It just..It never occurred to me that she would ever be with anyone else. He was perfect, he was everything. I mean that man turned her word. A...
Nex:...
Stella: I spooked you, don't be spooked. I'll better get going. Brandon is waiting for me.
Riven: I Don’t know what is wrong with me. I cant eat, i cant sleep, maybe i have the flu or something...
Helia: Ohhh, I know what you got. The L word.
Brandon: Yeah, lepruci.
Helia: No, Brandon. It has 4 letters, stars with L.
Brandon: UH, I got it lice.
Helia: No, Riven our friend is in love.
Brandon: Oh, Yeah. Love!
Riven: Me and the fairy? No.
Brandon: Musa got under your skin, admit it.
Helia: A tought dude like you.
Brandon: a tought girl like her.
Riven: No, no, no, you guys are death wrong.
Helia: Denial is the evidence. You’re in love angry cat.
Brandon and Helia sining: Musa and Riven sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Riven: Real mature guys. Real mature *rolling his eyes*
The fact that Wanda said that thing about the wave:
-When I try to stand up it just comes for me again. it’s just gonna drown me.-
I feel that it can relate to so many stuff besides grief, like depression, feeling numb. I Don’t know I think it’s a really important quote. Because I feel that we can all relate. In some ways WandaVision is kind of saving me.
Timmy: Wait, you don't believe in evolution?
Flora*trying to grab a cookie*: Nahh... Not really...
Timmy*takes the cookie*: You don't believe in evolution?
Flora*calm*: I don't know it's just that it's you know, monkeys, darwin, you know it's a nice story... I just think is a little too easy.
* Riven and Stella watch each other while trying to hold their laugh*
Timmy: ToO eaSy?.. heh...the process of every living thing on this planet, evolving over millions of years from single-celled organisms is too easy?
Flora: Yeah, I just don't buy it. Let's just say plants talk...
Timmy: Evolution is a scientific FACT, like.. like... the air we breathe. LIKE gravity!
Flora: Okay, don't get me started on gravity.
Timmy: Come on, you don't believe in gravity?
Flora: Well, it's not like I don't believe, it's just that my culture is different. It's just I think it is in a different way... We think like nature holds everything where it's supposed to be.
Timmy: Well, let me just say-
Helia*putting his hand in Timmy's mouth*: No, dude you're done.
Natasha: This woman put a braid in my hair.
Steve: Oh it looks beautiful.
Tony: Yeah it’s cute.
Natasha:*cuts it off*
Steve: Please have my children.
Tony: S-I-M-P.
Flora(answers the phone):Hello?
Riven:It’s Riven.
Flora:What did he do this time?
Riven:No it’s me, Riven.
Flora:What did you do this time?
Yeah it’s sounds right. I love them so much!
steve: *putting his hand out for a handsake* hello, i'm steve rogers
druig: the fuck that gotta do with me?
ajak: *whispering* sorry about him, he's angsty
ajak: *shaking hands* i'm ajak and this is druig, these two are kingo and karun
kingo and karun: *filming a daily vlog* and that was how a battle usually goes
ajak: this is sprite
sprite: *trying to burn druig with sunglasses*
ajak: this is makkari
makkari: *approaching the group and signing* hey
druig: *smilling and sighs dreamily* she said hey, she's so cute
makkari: *blushing*
ajak: uh, yeah, this is phastos, sersi and ikaris
phastos, sersi and ikaris: *talking about how phastos needed to take a break*
ajak: and thena and gilgamesh
gilgamesh: you can't just kill anyone, thena
thena: no one can stop me
natasha: i like her
tony: what the fuck?
Nabu: I know something you don't know!
Layla: Tell me this second!
Nabu: Has Musa perhaps misplaced a sweater.
Layla:Riven has it!
Nabu: Yes!
Layla:How do you know!
Nabu: I saw it!
Layla: Where?
Nabu: In his closet.
Layla:All this time?
Nabu:YeS! Isn't it romantic!
Layla: No it's horrid.
Nabu: I thought you be pleased.
Layla: At the idea of anybody coming to take Musa away? No thank you.
Nabu:Ahh.. Will you feel better about it when someone comes to take you away.
Layla: I would like to see someone try.
Nabu: I would like to see someone try as well.
Nabu: I need you to swear.
Riven: FuCk.
Nabu: As A pRoMiSe.
Riven:Oh..
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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