PRINCESS AND THE SQUIRE.

Sky:*interrupts Riven*

Riven: Can you shut the fuck up? I was speaking...

Musa:*interrupts Riven*

Riven: Go ahead Muse I’m listening.

Ajax: No, Thena. You are way too dangerous without Gilgamesh, to take care of you.

Thena: Dangerous? Me? How so?

Ajax: I don't know does the disappearance of Atlantis rings a bell with you?

Thena: Oh come on, it was an accident!

Ajax: The leaning tower of Pisa?

Thena: I didn't see it.

Ajax: The area 51.

Thena:Oh, yeah. Okay I did go too far there.. But I was drunk.

Gilgamesh: Great point of view love.

Riven: You stay positive.

Riven: You always believe that everything is going to work out, how you do it?

Flora: Well...

Flora: I tell you my secret, Riv.

Flora*inhales*: I lie to myself, every morning when I wake I say...

Flora: Everything is going to be ok...

Flora*looks at the floor*: But I’m lying.

Flora: And I Don’t know how much longer I can do this to myself...

Riven: I feel like I open a scar. I’m just gonna leave ok?

Flora: Ok:)

*When Riven had to babysit Flora and Helia kid*

Riven: Oh, shithead. Apologize to him.

Bully: Who are you?

Riven:I'm his uncle. Now apologize.

Bully:No, he's a loser.

Riven:*considering killing the kid*

Bully: I can see where he gets it from.

Riven:You know what you need?

Bully: A better view?

Riven:*sarcastically laughs*

Riven:No, If I was your parent I'd slap you handsome.

Bully: Yeah? Well you can hit me, I'm a child.

Riven*holds the kid hand*:No you're right. I can't.

Riven: But he can.

Riven:*grabs the arm of the kid and slaps him with it*

Kiddo:Wow, uncle Riv.

Riven:We got to leave, now.

*they try to leave but the dad of the bully stops him*

The dad: Where do you think you're going

Riven:We're just going out for a smoke.

The dad: You hit my boy.

Riven:Your boy hit my nephew plus kiddo.

The dad: What? You mean ratatouille?

The kiddo: Don't call me that, you wanker.

Riven*proud uncle moment*: I teach him that word.

The dad: What did ratatouille just call me?

Bully: Don't talk to my dad that way, piss pants!

Riven: Don't get in my nephew's face, the...uhm fat kid from Up! No, he was nice. Uhm I got it, teddy from Toy Story 3.

The dad: YoU AsS.

Riven: Wanna fight, wanker? Because I'm not fucking scared of you.

The dad: Oh, look he's trying to scare me.

Stella:*coming from the other side of the party*

Stella: What's this about Alfie or whatever is trying to punch my daughter?!

The dad: Is that true Alfie? Did you take a swing at Shrek?

The bully: No that bitch is lying.

Stella*taking of her earrings*:Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

Stella*about to throw a swing*: You call my little girl Shrek?! Riv! Let's end him!

Riven*cracking his knucles*: Let's do this.

*Helia waiting for Flora*

* A dude hits him with the bag*

Helia: Hey!

The dude: Excuse me, MOVE.

Helia: Sir, you kinda bump me with your bag.

The dude: No I didn't.

Helia: Yeah, you did, because my pants now smell like orange juice.

The dude: Oh, poor you.

Helia: I just said in case I don't know you wanted to be a decent human being, and apologize.

Helia*leaving and whispering*: Ass.

The dude *following him*: What did you just say?

Helia: Forget about it ok...

*Flora coming aggressive*

The dude * trying to hit him*: Listen princess I didn't touch you. So do the smart thing, SHUT UP!

*Flora playing with an ivy*

Flora: Do we have a problem here?

The dude: Who the hell are you?

Flora: I'M HIS FREAKING GIRLFRIEND AND THE WINX WHO WOULD PUT A IVY IN YOUR NECK. AND KICK YOU UNTIL YOU CAN'T WALK. AND I DON'T CARE IF I'M ARRESTED. SO APOLOGIZE TO MY BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW!

The dude: *in shock*

Flora: APOLOGIZE!

The dude: I'm sorry ok.

*the dude leaves*

Flora *her sweet tone is back*: Sorry, I didn't want to make you wait.

Helia: it's ok...

Flora: Let's get the tea :)

WHO KNOWS WHO BETTER? PART 3.

*after a while of answers*

Timmy: Alright the score is 9 to 8 in favor of the guys, if you miss this, is they pick your category.

Stella*shouting*: IT'S ALL RELATIVE!

Timmy: Stell, you don't have to shout everything.

Stella*shouting*: I'M SORRY!

Timmy:What's is Riven father Selione all-men burlesque.

Musa:Viva Las Gaygas!

Riven: Unfortantely that is correct.

Timmy: Luckly we have a tie, but I prepare for such an event. THE LIGTHINING ROUND!

*they all clap*

Timmy: Thirty seconds all the questions you can answer.

Musa: Baby, Bran. You're guys are so dead, I'm great at ligthining rounds.

Riven: Muse, sweetheart i don't mean to be a buzzkiller but I majored in lightining rounds. We're going to destroy you.

Musa: Wanna bet?

Riven*sarcastically*: I'm so confused about what are we being doing so far.

Stella*whispering to Brandon*: Honeybuckets this is going to end badly.

Brandon*whispering back*: Yeah.. look at them.

Musa: Wanna bet more money?! How about a 150$.

Timmy: One hundred and fifthy dollars!

Riven: Say 200!

Timmy: Two hundred dollars? Ladies and gentleman this is getting real. Stella:Tim, you're doing it again. You're not a news man! Timmy: Sorry... I got excited. Stella:Uhmm Muse, I don't wanna lose 200$ dollars. Musa: We won't. 300$ Stella: MUSA! Musa: I'm just trying to spice it up! Stella: Then go for some pepper, stop spending my money! Musa: Don't worry I got it. If we win, they have to get rid of that stupid rooster that keeps waking us? Stella:Ohh, that's interesting. Brandon: Stella? That rooster is family. Stella: Throw that duck too. He broke my shoes! Brandon: What do you have against my duck? Stella: He breaks every single one of my clothes! Brandon: We're out. Riven: Hold on! If you win we give up the birds. Brandon: Dude! Riven:Wait, but if we win we get your apartment.

Brandon: Uhh huhu. Musa:*kisses him* Riven*returns the kiss*

Musa: Deal, baby. Stella:MUSA! Brandon: RIVEN!

Helia: If you two broke up, how long could you wait to move on?

Brandon: I don’t even want to think...

Stella: 8 days.

Brandon: What?

Stella: Two days crying and six at the gym.

Brandon: I Don’t even know how to adresse this.

Brandon: But first of all, you already look out of the gym.

Stella: Thats cute, i’ll give you one more day crying.

Brandon: Ohh..*emotional*

Helia: I really Don’t get them...

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Timmy: What are you doing?

Riven*diggin into a jar of M&Ms and putting some into a separare bowl*: Sky really likes the red ones,so im separating them.

Timmy: Thats so sweet, Riv.

Riven:What? No! I plan to eat all of them in front of him. Thats what he get by being our lider.

Flora(answers the phone):Hello?

Riven:It’s Riven.

Flora:What did he do this time?

Riven:No it’s me, Riven.

Flora:What did you do this time?