Timmy: How much money would it take for you to kill someone?
Riven: Mhmm.. 20 bucks.
Helia: You would kill someone for 20 dollars?
Riven: Yeah, I'd kill a guy for that. You got 20 bucks on you?
Timmy: Of course I do.
Riven: That's perfect then who I'm killing?
Helia: He's not giving you twenty dollars to kill someone.
Riven: Fine I'll do it for ten and then I'll add 2 for 20.
Timmy: What the fuck?
Helia: He's not asking you to kill anyone.
Riven: Ok, fine. How about 5?
Timmy: What's wrong with you?!
Riven: I just wanna kill a guy, I never done that.
Riven: Having trouble with your internet, sir?
*checking him out*
Riven: He's not here, where'd he go?
Helia: He's in the roof.
*they go to the roof*
Saladin: Trying to pick up a wi-fi signal from across the street. I've got $8,000 riding on little Jayla.
Riven: Don't you think you have a bit of a problem here, sir?
Saladin: I'm in complete control. Now Helia, be a good boy, and come over here and dangle me off the edge of this building.
Helia: Grandpa I'm not going to dangle you off the side of this building.
Saladin: You're expelled. Riven, let me climb onto your shoulders.
Riven: I can't...
Saladin: You're expelled, everyone is expelled.
Musa:What are you, 5?
Riven (snorting): Yeah, 5 heads taller than you.
Musa:
Riven:
Riven: I’m sorry please don’t kill me.
Stella:Mmkay, In filtring situations the key is make them check you out.
Stella: But, without letting them know that they’re checking you out.
Stella: You’re like "whatever Im doing me"
Tecna: *confused But taking notes*
Stella: And then when they try to talk to you, you just have to play it three ways.
Tecna:* still taking notes*
Stella: Dumb, super into it or nasty..*winking at her*
Tecna: This is like my dream and my nightmare all at one time.
Stella: Im not going to take that personally.
Tecna:*awkard silence*
Stella: Now hair is everything. Touch it, move it.
Tecna:*touching her hair not knowing what to do really*
Stella: Play with it. Move it around a lot, hypnotize them with it. Give me a Flip like that!
Tecna: *Tries to do the flip but throws something at the floor*
Stella: Okay now angle you’re eyes down. Now head down, tilt up, eyes big honey.
Tecna: *tries to do that*
Stella: Now, sparkle!
Tecna: Sparkle?*more confused than before*
Stella: Like a anime character, now sparkle.
Tecna:*fails at the sparkle thing, and well everything*
Stella: Needs work..
Phastos:Isn't there no way we can get rid of him?
Ajax: No without a cause Phastos, beside we talked about this...
Phastos:I have causes, it is be-cause I hate him.
In case someone needed to heard this.
Not that it’s any of my business.
- The specialists trips-
Helia: What's in the suitcase Riven?
Riven:Uhm... Just Vodka.
Timmy: You brought an entire suitcase full of vodka?
Riven:Pshh no...
Nabu: Thanks god, I didn't had the strengh to argue.
Riven: There's mixers as well. I'm not a savage.
Sky: Well that's debetable.
Riven: Brandon can you mix eider and vodka right?
Brandon:Yeah. Let's get the party started.
Situation 1: *Converstation after they graduate*
Stella: I Don’t know what im going to do without you. *bailling her eyes out*
Timmy: You’re the greastest friend that i ever had.*crying like a baby*
Situation 2: *After alfea and Red Fouitain, Stella tries to find a way to be a fashion designer*
Stella: Wish me luck!
Timmy: What for?
Stella: Im going to get one of those job things!
Situation 3: Stella trying to make Timmy go to Tecna and talk to her.
Stella: Go tell her she’s cute, what the worse that could happen?
Timmy: She could heard me.
Situation 4: * during test time*
Timmy: How can you not care about stuff?
Stella: Like this.
Situation 5: * when they go to dinner*
Stella: I just have to get dress.
Timmy: And that takes what? Just 6 or 7 minutes?
Stella: Yeah, once i figure out what i’m wearing.
Situation 6: * after the war of Alfea*
Stella: Oh my gob how cute is the on-call doctor.
Timmy: So cute that I’m thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.
Ikaris: Sersi! Sersi! Do you wanna see something beautiful?
Sersi*a bit of jelaousy*:Yeah, sure. But you know whatever... I'm your wife but sure, sure, sure, cool.
*Ikaris holds the mirror too Sersi face*
Sersi:...
Ikaris: Isn't she pretty?
Sersi: I...I...
Ikaris: Babe, did you ever think that onion rings, are vegetable donuts, isn't that mind blowing?
Sersie used to this kind of things: Sure...
Ikaris: And that our stomachs think potatos are mashed, isn't that mind blowing?
Sersi:Okay....?
Ikaris: And that lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Sersie:Oh...
Ikaris: And that lobsters are mermaid scorp-
Sersie: Ok, sweetie. Where did you learn all of this?
Ikaris: Kingo taught me this cool things, isn't mind blowing, Sersie?
Sersie: You too spend to much together.
*Sam talking with Sharon*
*Bucky walking in being hot*
Sam*staring*
Sharon: *laughing*
*Bucky now leaving*
Sam: Do I have daddy issues?
Sharon:*now laughing histercally*
Zemo*popping out from nowhere*:Did someone said Daddy?
Sharon*rolling her eyes*:Every single time
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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