Timmy: How Much Money Would It Take For You To Kill Someone?

Timmy: How much money would it take for you to kill someone?

Riven: Mhmm.. 20 bucks.

Helia: You would kill someone for 20 dollars?

Riven: Yeah, I'd kill a guy for that. You got 20 bucks on you?

Timmy: Of course I do.

Riven: That's perfect then who I'm killing?

Helia: He's not giving you twenty dollars to kill someone.

Riven: Fine I'll do it for ten and then I'll add 2 for 20.

Timmy: What the fuck?

Helia: He's not asking you to kill anyone.

Riven: Ok, fine. How about 5?

Timmy: What's wrong with you?!

Riven: I just wanna kill a guy, I never done that.

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3 years ago

Riven: Having trouble with your internet, sir?

*checking him out*

Riven: He's not here, where'd he go?

Helia: He's in the roof.

*they go to the roof*

Saladin: Trying to pick up a wi-fi signal from across the street. I've got $8,000 riding on little Jayla.

Riven: Don't you think you have a bit of a problem here, sir?

Saladin: I'm in complete control. Now Helia, be a good boy, and come over here and dangle me off the edge of this building.

Helia: Grandpa I'm not going to dangle you off the side of this building.

Saladin: You're expelled. Riven, let me climb onto your shoulders.

Riven: I can't...

Saladin: You're expelled, everyone is expelled.


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4 years ago

Musa:What are you, 5?

Riven (snorting): Yeah, 5 heads taller than you.

Musa:

Riven:

Riven: I’m sorry please don’t kill me.


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4 years ago

Stella:Mmkay, In filtring situations the key is make them check you out.

Stella: But, without letting them know that they’re checking you out.

Stella: You’re like "whatever Im doing me"

Tecna: *confused But taking notes*

Stella: And then when they try to talk to you, you just have to play it three ways.

Tecna:* still taking notes*

Stella: Dumb, super into it or nasty..*winking at her*

Tecna: This is like my dream and my nightmare all at one time.

Stella: Im not going to take that personally.

Tecna:*awkard silence*

Stella: Now hair is everything. Touch it, move it.

Tecna:*touching her hair not knowing what to do really*

Stella: Play with it. Move it around a lot, hypnotize them with it. Give me a Flip like that!

Tecna: *Tries to do the flip but throws something at the floor*

Stella: Okay now angle you’re eyes down. Now head down, tilt up, eyes big honey.

Tecna: *tries to do that*

Stella: Now, sparkle!

Tecna: Sparkle?*more confused than before*

Stella: Like a anime character, now sparkle.

Tecna:*fails at the sparkle thing, and well everything*

Stella: Needs work..


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3 years ago

Phastos:Isn't there no way we can get rid of him?

Ajax: No without a cause Phastos, beside we talked about this...

Phastos:I have causes, it is be-cause I hate him.


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3 years ago

In case someone needed to heard this.

Not That It’s Any Of My Business.
Not That It’s Any Of My Business.
Not That It’s Any Of My Business.
Not That It’s Any Of My Business.
Not That It’s Any Of My Business.
Not That It’s Any Of My Business.
Not That It’s Any Of My Business.
Not That It’s Any Of My Business.
Not That It’s Any Of My Business.
Not That It’s Any Of My Business.

Not that it’s any of my business.


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4 years ago

- The specialists trips-

Helia: What's in the suitcase Riven?

Riven:Uhm... Just Vodka.

Timmy: You brought an entire suitcase full of vodka?

Riven:Pshh no...

Nabu: Thanks god, I didn't had the strengh to argue.

Riven: There's mixers as well. I'm not a savage.

Sky: Well that's debetable.

Riven: Brandon can you mix eider and vodka right?

Brandon:Yeah. Let's get the party started.


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4 years ago

FRIENDSHIP DYNAMICS OF THE WINX: USING F.R.I.E.N.D.S REFERENCES. PART 2 STELLA AND TIMMY.

Situation 1: *Converstation after they graduate*

Stella: I Don’t know what im going to do without you. *bailling her eyes out*

Timmy: You’re the greastest friend that i ever had.*crying like a baby*

Situation 2: *After alfea and Red Fouitain, Stella tries to find a way to be a fashion designer*

Stella: Wish me luck!

Timmy: What for?

Stella: Im going to get one of those job things!

Situation 3: Stella trying to make Timmy go to Tecna and talk to her.

Stella: Go tell her she’s cute, what the worse that could happen?

Timmy: She could heard me.

Situation 4: * during test time*

Timmy: How can you not care about stuff?

Stella: Like this.

Situation 5: * when they go to dinner*

Stella: I just have to get dress.

Timmy: And that takes what? Just 6 or 7 minutes?

Stella: Yeah, once i figure out what i’m wearing.

Situation 6: * after the war of Alfea*

Stella: Oh my gob how cute is the on-call doctor.

Timmy: So cute that I’m thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.


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3 years ago

Ikaris: Sersi! Sersi! Do you wanna see something beautiful?

Sersi*a bit of jelaousy*:Yeah, sure. But you know whatever... I'm your wife but sure, sure, sure, cool.

*Ikaris holds the mirror too Sersi face*

Sersi:...

Ikaris: Isn't she pretty?

Sersi: I...I...


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3 years ago

Ikaris: Babe, did you ever think that onion rings, are vegetable donuts, isn't that mind blowing?

Sersie used to this kind of things: Sure...

Ikaris: And that our stomachs think potatos are mashed, isn't that mind blowing?

Sersi:Okay....?

Ikaris: And that lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Sersie:Oh...

Ikaris: And that lobsters are mermaid scorp-

Sersie: Ok, sweetie. Where did you learn all of this?

Ikaris: Kingo taught me this cool things, isn't mind blowing, Sersie?

Sersie: You too spend to much together.


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3 years ago

*Sam talking with Sharon*

*Bucky walking in being hot*

Sam*staring*

Sharon: *laughing*

*Bucky now leaving*

Sam: Do I have daddy issues?

Sharon:*now laughing histercally*

Zemo*popping out from nowhere*:Did someone said Daddy?

Sharon*rolling her eyes*:Every single time


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fancyphoenix - Fan Of superheroes and fairies.
Fan Of superheroes and fairies.

I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.

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