Stella: Is That Vodka?

Timmy: Did you just had that on you?

Brandon: Of course, what sort of a men dosen’t carry a little sword on his bag, you should PUT it on your christmat list.

Timmy: Brandon I’m 23, i Don’t have a christmas list anymore.

Riven* from far with a big smile*: I DO!

Timmy: *smiles while he gives him thumbs up awkarldy*

Bloom: You need them to think you’re stronger than you actually are.

Icy: Thats what you do?

Bloom: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can demollish you.

Yeah it’s sounds right. I love them so much!

What if the Eternals met the Avengers in the middle of a battle field?

steve: *putting his hand out for a handsake* hello, i'm steve rogers

druig: the fuck that gotta do with me?

ajak: *whispering* sorry about him, he's angsty

ajak: *shaking hands* i'm ajak and this is druig, these two are kingo and karun

kingo and karun: *filming a daily vlog* and that was how a battle usually goes

ajak: this is sprite

sprite: *trying to burn druig with sunglasses*

ajak: this is makkari

makkari: *approaching the group and signing* hey

druig: *smilling and sighs dreamily* she said hey, she's so cute

makkari: *blushing*

ajak: uh, yeah, this is phastos, sersi and ikaris

phastos, sersi and ikaris: *talking about how phastos needed to take a break*

ajak: and thena and gilgamesh

gilgamesh: you can't just kill anyone, thena

thena: no one can stop me

natasha: i like her

tony: what the fuck?

*In the ship of the Eternals going to Earth*

Druig *signing*:And who is he again?

Makkari*signing back*: That's Ikaris , the capitain.

Druig*signing while cracking up*: Really? Well he clearly didn't make a big impresion on me. Oh, I'm gonna have so much fun with this asshole.

Tecna: I would never let a man spit in my mouth. Idk why you all keep saying spit in my mouth, spit at my mouth. That's fucking nast-

*Timmy walks in with Stella after shopping*

Flora: You were saying?

Tecna: I...

Timmy: Did you just call me bitch?

Tecna: No... I did not. I would never.

Timmy:

Tecna: I called you THAT BITCH.

Stella: Theres a diference.

Timmy: Stell do you have something to do with that?

Natasha: This woman put a braid in my hair.

Steve: Oh it looks beautiful.

Tony: Yeah it’s cute.

Natasha:*cuts it off*

Steve: Please have my children.

Tony: S-I-M-P.

*How it went with Layla and Nabu*

DAY 1:

Nabu: Hey girl, you like me a little bit?

Layla: No I don't even like a little bit.

SECOND WEEK:

Nabu: Hey, I heard you like me a little bit?

Layla: Huh. Not even a little bit.

MONTH:

Nabu: Wait don't you like me a little bit?

Layla: Ew, no. I don't even like you a little bit.

SECOND MONTH.

Nabu: I know you like me a little bit.

Layla: Uhm.. maybe just a little bit.

Sky: You don't even care about me!

Riven: That's ridiculous! I don't like any of you!

* a few hours before*

Riven *drinking vodka*: I don't care about Sky like he could be bleeding out. And I'll just stare at him while recording it.

Stella*sipping her wine*: Preach man!

Kingo * clearly drunk with a caset in front of Ikaris*

Thena: Gil, is this one of those situations I don't understand...

Gilgamesh: Yeah, I don't know well what is about to go down...

Kingo*sinning to Ikaris*: Hush, hush, hush. Blush, bush, blush. YOU'RE NOW MY BIG FAT CRUSH!

*Ikaris confused*

Kingo*sinning without pitching*: I'm single as I can be, you're single. Perfect for me.

Sersi*signing to Makkari*:Does he forgot about me?

Makkari*filming Kingo, making her shush with the other one*

Kingo: I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me.

Sprite*filming beside Makkari*:Oh, this is going to be good

Kingo*sininig while twearking*:Reason number one, I'm super hot.

*Now going to dance to Sersi*

Kingo: Reason number two she's super NOT.

Sersi:HEY!

Kingo:Shhh! Reason number three I'm all you got. And all you got is someone hot!

*Ikaris being a confused tomate*

Kingo: Fine you wanna check my resume, you wanna a background check. Okay, first name HOT and last name BITCH. Wanna get with me now? I got a big fat ass.

Ikaris*smiling awkwardly not knowing what do^*

Kingo*on his knees*:Please date me.

*Next morning*

Kingo: Gosh I was so drunk last night I don't remmember anything...

Druig*evil grin*: Karun the video.

Karun: Coming right trought sir Druig.

*Karun playing the video*

Kingo:Oh, no...